What the fuck??



Do I have 'docking here' on my forehead now??

I've been to the year 3000...

Finally flags has noticed. After months of me telling him. Rubbish gays is always helpful, and directed him to, well, here. He wasn't happy.



Oh dear, but always polite.



Of course we all like a whinge, so I knew it wouldn't end there.



I didn't reply to this one. Maybe I was in shock at the thought of being reported to the gaydar, the police or that my body of work has been reduced to a 'wanky web site'. However the best was yet to come. What follows is a message to myself, and other Rubbish gayers out there.



Sick, bitter & twisted, but above all funny!! I thank you!!

Have I gone too far? Comments please click here!!!!

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London Attacks!!

margateboy > hi
hi
margateboy> talk to me a mo
you need to chill out
margateboy> do you know jon
margateboy> welsh
> only online not in person
> but he collects soft toys, that puts me off him
margateboy> well he is only 1 of several that wanna go to London
> so
> a queen goes to london, its not the first time
margateboy> and because i prefer to be what i am A LONDONER is
that any way to speak to a fellow puf
margateboy> WELL
> do you always have your thumb up your ass?
margateboy> grow up will yer
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Gaydar Inches Are Like Dog Years

This is fucking ace, all you mixed up Gaydar kids need to take a look at this. Correct methods/techniques for obtaining both length & girth measurements. Warning there are pictures of errect penises (peni?)!! Do NOT view at work, unless you are the big cheese.

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STOP THE PRESS!!:The Rubbishiest Gay Item EVER!!!

Words fail me....

PS This was in The Sun TV mag.

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