Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Large Cock Update

Do I have length as well as girth??
Mike Dixon from Brookside 26.3%

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London Attacks!!

margateboy > hi
hi
margateboy> talk to me a mo
you need to chill out
margateboy> do you know jon
margateboy> welsh
> only online not in person
> but he collects soft toys, that puts me off him
margateboy> well he is only 1 of several that wanna go to London
> so
> a queen goes to london, its not the first time
margateboy> and because i prefer to be what i am A LONDONER is
that any way to speak to a fellow puf
margateboy> WELL
> do you always have your thumb up your ass?
margateboy> grow up will yer
[Wed Sep 10 02:22:24 GMT 2003] margateboy left private chat.

Gaydar Inches Are Like Dog Years

Are you sure that's seven inches

This is fucking ace, all you mixed up Gaydar kids need to take a look at this. Correct methods/techniques for obtaining both length & girth measurements. Warning there are pictures of errect penises (peni?)!! Do NOT view at work, unless you are the big cheese.

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Saturday, September 06, 2003

Friday, September 05, 2003

Ask Not For Whom The Toilet Rolls...

Double-plus naff!!
'Makes a great and unusual gift, good for a laugh every time!'
Is the jaunty strap-line for this 'item'. My freind used to have one with a radio & ash-tray on top.

'Installs in seconds... years of fun!'

Oh I am quite sure the joke wears thin very quickly.

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