London Attacks!!

margateboy > hi
hi
margateboy> talk to me a mo
you need to chill out
margateboy> do you know jon
margateboy> welsh
> only online not in person
> but he collects soft toys, that puts me off him
margateboy> well he is only 1 of several that wanna go to London
> so
> a queen goes to london, its not the first time
margateboy> and because i prefer to be what i am A LONDONER is
that any way to speak to a fellow puf
margateboy> WELL
> do you always have your thumb up your ass?
margateboy> grow up will yer
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Gaydar Inches Are Like Dog Years

This is fucking ace, all you mixed up Gaydar kids need to take a look at this. Correct methods/techniques for obtaining both length & girth measurements. Warning there are pictures of errect penises (peni?)!! Do NOT view at work, unless you are the big cheese.

[Rubbish TV on: Cutting Edge:I Confess - Channel 4 ]

STOP THE PRESS!!:The Rubbishiest Gay Item EVER!!!

Words fail me....

PS This was in The Sun TV mag.

[Rubbish TV on: Pokemon-Pikacu's vacation - Channel 5 ]

Tobberly Phona Bodo

Ask Not For Whom The Toilet Rolls...

'Makes a great and unusual gift, good for a laugh every time!' Is the jaunty strap-line for this 'item'. My freind used to have one with a radio & ash-tray on top.

'Installs in seconds... years of fun!'

Oh I am quite sure the joke wears thin very quickly.

[Rubbish music on: Sundown - S Club 8 ]

Take this poll, and shove it up your arse!!

Closing likely tommorrow. How exciting, like when set of balls number 2 comes out!!

Like A Prayer

Whilst browsing for offensive homo material I came across Betty Bowers. In one article she tips off other Baptists on how to spot a fag:

'Outside of Italian shoes, nothing sends up a rainbow-colored flare that you are dealing with a flaming homosexual more reliably than when a man breathlessly gushes the word "faaabulous!"'

In Manchester a way to spot a gay is to look out for the extra 'S' . This can be applied to most names, Eg Cruz 101 becomes Cruzes, Essential becomes Essentials, Manto Mantos, etc.... Not limited either to place names. For further info, please see Cheeky Girls and the top 3 hit 'Take your shoeses off'.