You're never alone with a Klone

Urgh hi-energy cover versions. 'Klone Records' *gag* seem to be pumping them out, I can't imagine who buys them, apart from maybe bears.
JASON & KIX are undertaking an extensive UK tour in support of the release with ‘Moulin Rouge’ style outfits and choreography promised. Well kids, good luck to you. May you all be stars in New York and stars in L.A.

"Hi, I'm Sherriff John Bunnell", if you watch too much Reality Tv (Ch 241 Sky) then you too will have heard this pompus ex-lawman's cheesy greeting. I love car crashes & police chases, but when this twat harps over the top of it, the fun is really sapped out of it. Another example of a fun-sapping show is 'The Planet's Funniest Animals'.

Until Judging Amy starts again, I am whacking off every morning to the fucking fit Ed. I tape Family Swap, that I can wait for, but a wank over Stuckeyville's finest I can't put off.

Daytime queens can't have failed to notice Diagnosis Murder is back on. I need Scott Baio. Not as much as I need Ed on Channel 4, but he makes me feel pervy.

The heat brings out the real knobheads.

maltesenob> ok m8 im here waiting for yr next message im a big lad
reeal hornie
> is that whats affecting your spelling?
maltesenob> my spelling not to good m8 but my nornie bod makes up
for it
> you look a touch over-weight
maltesenob> im the slim guy
> did you read the words on my profile too?
maltesenob> hung on m8
maltesenob> opps thats not so good hu
> could have saved yerself some time by reading it first
maltesenob> yes but yr pic looks realy good as u do m8
> what u looking for?
maltesenob> to have fun with a guy but i cum loads tho about four
times or more ?u like love to suck yr cock
> you are getting too excited
maltesenob> well im very highly sexed m8 sorry
> do you have a face, or just a shot of your pants?
maltesenob> yes i will send it ok
> I cant wait
[Wed Jul 16 01:22:43 GMT 2003] maltesenob left private chat.

French Bitch

French Bitch

Not gay, but rubbish.
"Bardot says all her friends are gay". In danger of sounding like Edina Monsoon, Bardot backtracks after her recent book in which she claimed Muslim immigration, modern art, trash TV, and gay culture were the causes of France's descent into decadence.

My arse!! A has-been who never was. See Zsa Zsa for how it's supposed to be done. PS France is shite!!

This is me, then.

A fellow gay, who has spotted Rubbish Gays.: "Tuesday, July 15, 2003
:: A Rubbish Gay ::

In honour of Rubbish Gays blog of all things rubbish and gay, I give you from the g-a-y messageboard:

'CarlaB:
it used to really be off when straight people used to line the front of the stage (usually sit on it) for acts like the solo spices and . I remember getting into a row with this straight girl cus she kept elbowing me and she called me a 'stupid fucing dyke', which isn't very nice 2 hear when your standing in a gay club!'

Oh the irony."

Rubbish Gays strikes again. Remind me tommorrow to tell the world how rubbish G-A-Y and related 'club' nights are.

Darren you have a fine blog, and good taste. Alistair Appleton is not rubbish, but defo gay. I would WELL have him to Doctor my House (flat).