Nice Girls Don't Wear Cha-Cha Heels

Fuck Julie Newmarr, fuck Lee Meriwether. Eartha was THE Catwoman back in the gay (out of interest Michelle Pffifer played the best Selina Kyle, and don't let me get started on Hally Berry's abortion job). Alas Miss Kitt has been stolen from us by a cruel God *shakes fist* NOT ON CHRISTMAS!!

We at Rubbish Gays salute Eartha, a camp goddess if ever there was one. We have in our collection a thick 12" of Cha-Cha Heels-Bronski Beat feat. Eartha Kitt. This record sits in the top 10 of our Gayest Songs In The World Ever... As such we will be digging out our viynal this evensong and be sniff poppers like there's no tommorrow. It's all for you Miss Kitty Kat. *sniffs*

On a different note we should really get off our arse and do a Diva Death Watch site. Ya know they are all knocking on a bit, but are we really prepared for one of our beloved idols to kick the bucket? There was a close call last year when Dame Shirley nearly did a Mike Smith in theat helicopter. *Phew* So Close like Dina Carroll. Look out for the new blog if/when we can stop getting into K-holes.

In conclusion Eartha Kitt we will miss you *squish squish*. Though wouldn't it be fabulous if she gets cremated so she too can 'hurry up the chimney tonight'.

Amen

When Santa('s Cock) Got Stuck In The Chimney

Observe.

Like Our Lord baby Jesus, Rubbish Gays aren't just born we are made that way.

The pictorial representaions above may give you an insight into our Christmases past. Yes, the 80's was a very different time.

It's Official!! No means yes!!

An early seasonal cheery headline from the Leigh & Atherton Journal. Well done guys, like last posting dates an extra batch of GBL can sometimes be over looked. So plenty of time to stock up and 'practice' spiking fit lads drinks.

The Golden (shower) Girls

One of our freinds has just come back from Miami. Yeah innit. Not only that but he went to see Madonna 'Ooh smell her'. As we all know rubbish is as rubbish does. He left his wallet on the plane lost all his bux deluxe and bang went our chances of a new pair of Levi 501 Button fly W32 L34. Drat!

I did get you something though...

Er

See above picture.

A fridge magnet.

A FUCKING FRIDGE MAGNET!!

This ain't over by a long shot, we are emailing Shady Pines right after this post.

Cotton Picking Faggot

Jeez louise. Sorry this is late. We missed it too. It made us want to blog again. Thank you Anthony you sad trout.

We can't imagine his agent's phone call. Well maybe we can.

"Hi Tony luvvie, got a great gig lined up for you. Well you know you are cheap yup yup and quite rubbish yup yup, and what's your favorite shop?? Not Primark, the other one. Yeah that's right Poundland. They are opening their 200th store. YES WAY! I knew you'd love it. They will pay for a taxi to and from the store and say you can get a 30% discount at ALL their branches. I KNOW!! Seventypenceland it will be for you. OK OK I'm texting the details to you now. Love to Blanche. Byyyyye"

Hot Young Gay Cock

All villages have them!! A seedy eating establishment. In Manchester McTuckys is a by word for rancid. Alas we are rubbish and found ourselves hungry and well.... They always say it tastes like chicken but in McTuckys it smells like teen spirit.

Humour Doesn't Travel Well

The results are in. We didn't win tickets for the ABBA Museum. That chump above did with his naff. What a load of old shit!!

[Rubbish TV On : Channel 4 - Richard & Judy]

The Winner Takes It All

With this we cannot fail!!

Amazon Knows We Are Gay

Click to make it bigger!! Point is, we were VERY interested in a best of Bette package & a new Carly Simon elpee. OK so now our car knows we are gay, now Amazon, if Ebay cottons on we'll be fucked, and not in the good way.


[Rubbish Film On : Water Horse:Legend Of The Deep]

Donna Summer Made Me Gay

Donna fuking Summer has a new elpee coming out in May. This is old news it seems, God we are so slow. Not as slow as Donna who seemed to have let 17 years slip since her last (rubbish) album (Mistaken Identity? It were a mistake to ever set foot in the studio luvvie with that tripe). Anyhow, apart from spending countless hours in k-holes with a Summer soundtrack, we at Rubbish Towers have been waiting for some new material from her like a peado waiting for the school bell. We haven't been able to illegally download any tracks yet *curses* best we can do is go on Youtube for some mixes of 'I'm A Fire' click anywhere about here to go listen.

As you can see, the song and album title is rubbish, but what's more it's gay. So it's us all over. Listen very carefully I shall say this only once, 'Crayons' it's a shit title. Crayons are what mad people are given. It's almost as shameful as Agnetha's 'My Colouring Book' from yesterqueer. 70 days and counting... This had better be fucking good bitch!!!

[Rubbish Music On : Donna Summer-I'm A Fire (Extended Red Top Mix)]

Gay Village : Population Proud

The view from the Lidl car park on the approach road to Tyldesley. Say no more.

[Rubbish TV on : Q - Just Great Music - Madonna]

You Don't Have To Be Dannii Minogue To Begin To Wonder (Woman)

As we have been idling fingering the internet this evening we became ware there was a bit of a to-doo about this months Playboy cover. There it is, right above. Hmm some skank dressed up as the real Princess Diana. We know, not really our area. However our image seach threw up this following slice of comic based erotica.




Suffering Sappho!! Talk about Great Fucking Hera!! Tie us up, make us pay for the evil ways of Man's World!!

[Rubbish TV on : Law & Order:Criminal Intent- Hallmark]

The Gay Before You Came (In My Mouth Without Warning)

You don't have to be Rubbish to be Gay, but if we say ABBA MUSEUM, are you damp? Yeah well be prepared to stay moist. The picture above is an artists impression of how the faggiest museum in history is gonna look. Note in foreground Rubbish Gay on mobile. Tantalising we know, but as it's still being built there is very little to go on. We are assuming by then either Freda or Agnetha will be encased in carbonite and on display for all unsundry to rub against.

June 2009 they have penciled in for opening. We have updated our Google calender and it seems we have some free time. Spread the news, keep your diary clear, let your mother know.

[Rubbish Music on : ABBA - Does Your Mother Know?]

Fag Looses It!!!

Being in The Sun we wouldn't have noticed this. Cheers Digitalspy!!

Thank fuck for that. What a load of old wank that was. Cotton, you're fine on The Street, but know your place.

[Rubbish TV on : ITV1 Coronation Street]

Tradesmen's Entrance

We at Rubbish Towers recently sprang a leek in our cistern. We kalled the kouncil, they kame. We took the above cheeky shot while his back was turned. How he escaped with his hymen intact we are still unsure of.

[Rubbish TV on : BBC1 Diagnosis Murder]

In Surbubia

HOT GOSSIP!! Fresh from Tyldelsey town walls. Alex Roberts you are a bi!! The secret is out!! You dirty cunt!!

BTW Alex if u iz a fit lad with a big dik mail us by clicking here!! If however Alex, you are a girl, then keep on walking, Dungarees 'R' Us has moved down t'road to Leigh.

[Rubbish TV on : BBC1 Diagnosis Murder]