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Friday, December 26, 2008

Nice Girls Don't Wear Cha-Cha Heels


Fuck Julie Newmarr, fuck Lee Meriwether. Eartha was THE Catwoman back in the gay (out of interest Michelle Pffifer played the best Selina Kyle, and don't let me get started on Hally Berry's abortion job). Alas Miss Kitt has been stolen from us by a cruel God *shakes fist* NOT ON CHRISTMAS!!

We at Rubbish Gays salute Eartha, a camp goddess if ever there was one. We have in our collection a thick 12" of Cha-Cha Heels-Bronski Beat feat. Eartha Kitt. This record sits in the top 10 of our Gayest Songs In The World Ever... As such we will be digging out our viynal this evensong and be sniff poppers like there's no tommorrow. It's all for you Miss Kitty Kat. *sniffs*

On a different note we should really get off our arse and do a Diva Death Watch site. Ya know they are all knocking on a bit, but are we really prepared for one of our beloved idols to kick the bucket? There was a close call last year when Dame Shirley nearly did a Mike Smith in theat helicopter. *Phew* So Close like Dina Carroll. Look out for the new blog if/when we can stop getting into K-holes.

In conclusion Eartha Kitt we will miss you *squish squish*. Though wouldn't it be fabulous if she gets cremated so she too can 'hurry up the chimney tonight'.

Amen

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was born a santa baby, and died a santa baby. Her last interview on This Morning showed she was in a different class to all the media trained meh starlets of today.

Apart from cha cha heels, I love her 80s hot gay shit tracks like "I love men."

5:33 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least we got Latoya Jackson now.

12:04 am  

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