Not since we were hooked on S Club 8 has Rubbish Gays had more inappropriate feelings about the young. Neighbours. Can we talk? Or rather can we wank while watching and NOT feel bad by the time Doctors starts. Whats brought all this on birdbath? A look above to this dishy spunk may answer a few awkward questions. This is Boyd Hilton, real name, who cares, lives in Ramsey Street and hangs out with a faux lesbo. Normally he can be found wearing a capped sleeve T-shirt, being fussy about food and pissing off his girlfriend. Hmm sounds a bit poofy to us. On the plus side the plot finds him training for a body building competition, we know, even better. So twice a weekday our trackies are tenting. Is this wrong? We never had thoughts like this about Mike or Scott. As age sets in our perv factor has seemed to crank up a notch. We like to watch.
Our top tip though is - BE READY TO CLOSE EYES WHILE GRATIFYING SELF, PAUL, HAROLD OR LOU CAN EASILY AFFECT YOUR AFTERNOON GLORY.
[Rubbish TV on Footballers Wive$ - ITV1 ]
