The Winner Takes It All

With this we cannot fail!!

Amazon Knows We Are Gay

Click to make it bigger!! Point is, we were VERY interested in a best of Bette package & a new Carly Simon elpee. OK so now our car knows we are gay, now Amazon, if Ebay cottons on we'll be fucked, and not in the good way.


[Rubbish Film On : Water Horse:Legend Of The Deep]

Donna Summer Made Me Gay

Donna fuking Summer has a new elpee coming out in May. This is old news it seems, God we are so slow. Not as slow as Donna who seemed to have let 17 years slip since her last (rubbish) album (Mistaken Identity? It were a mistake to ever set foot in the studio luvvie with that tripe). Anyhow, apart from spending countless hours in k-holes with a Summer soundtrack, we at Rubbish Towers have been waiting for some new material from her like a peado waiting for the school bell. We haven't been able to illegally download any tracks yet *curses* best we can do is go on Youtube for some mixes of 'I'm A Fire' click anywhere about here to go listen.

As you can see, the song and album title is rubbish, but what's more it's gay. So it's us all over. Listen very carefully I shall say this only once, 'Crayons' it's a shit title. Crayons are what mad people are given. It's almost as shameful as Agnetha's 'My Colouring Book' from yesterqueer. 70 days and counting... This had better be fucking good bitch!!!

[Rubbish Music On : Donna Summer-I'm A Fire (Extended Red Top Mix)]

Gay Village : Population Proud

The view from the Lidl car park on the approach road to Tyldesley. Say no more.

[Rubbish TV on : Q - Just Great Music - Madonna]

You Don't Have To Be Dannii Minogue To Begin To Wonder (Woman)

As we have been idling fingering the internet this evening we became ware there was a bit of a to-doo about this months Playboy cover. There it is, right above. Hmm some skank dressed up as the real Princess Diana. We know, not really our area. However our image seach threw up this following slice of comic based erotica.




Suffering Sappho!! Talk about Great Fucking Hera!! Tie us up, make us pay for the evil ways of Man's World!!

[Rubbish TV on : Law & Order:Criminal Intent- Hallmark]

The Gay Before You Came (In My Mouth Without Warning)

You don't have to be Rubbish to be Gay, but if we say ABBA MUSEUM, are you damp? Yeah well be prepared to stay moist. The picture above is an artists impression of how the faggiest museum in history is gonna look. Note in foreground Rubbish Gay on mobile. Tantalising we know, but as it's still being built there is very little to go on. We are assuming by then either Freda or Agnetha will be encased in carbonite and on display for all unsundry to rub against.

June 2009 they have penciled in for opening. We have updated our Google calender and it seems we have some free time. Spread the news, keep your diary clear, let your mother know.

[Rubbish Music on : ABBA - Does Your Mother Know?]

Fag Looses It!!!

Being in The Sun we wouldn't have noticed this. Cheers Digitalspy!!

Thank fuck for that. What a load of old wank that was. Cotton, you're fine on The Street, but know your place.

[Rubbish TV on : ITV1 Coronation Street]