...And The Money For Old Rope Award Goes To....



We have seen some shite in our time, but this piece of effluent takes the biscuit. 'Electronic spin-the-bottle' almost made us choke during Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Is it possible that the juvenile twistings of an empty bottle of Concorde, can be replaced by this whistles/bells arrangement?? Back in our day spin-the bottle was all about kissing girls, and that, could this needless waste of money possibly offer anything else? Oh yes....

'This isn’t your parents’ Spin the Bottle. Back in their day, they actually had to use a gross empty bottle that didn’t spin very well. Borrrring! ' What's that? Empty bottles are gross? Bottles don't spin you say?

Over 130 commands are programmed into 3 categories: Truth, Dare or Kiss/Forfeit. WOW!! It isn't just about kissing, it's truth or dare too. Does Madonna have one of these? If not why not?

Tell the truth – which teacher is the most boring? We dare you to dance under the table! Will you kiss the spinner’s nose, or will you forfeit? Which Teacher has the biggest cock?? We dare you to lap dance for us!! Will you kiss the spinners ring??

If Harvey from Sabrina wasn't as fit as he is, we would have changed the channel earlier and avoided this monstrous carbuncle.

[Rubbish TV on: SMTV: Gold - ITV 1 ]

Queer As Shite

We have finally seen the horror that is 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'. August archive for the early warning. These five degrees of masterbation take an hour to do what Triny & Suzannah can do in 30 mins. Hopefully the dumper will beckon soon for this quintet, US TV is very fickle. Look for this show to be replaced by 'A Black Man In A White Van', or something just as vile.

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Dear Queer Eye,

your gays are all hounds,

woof woof.

yours

Rubbish Gays

[Rubbish TV on: Blue Peter - BBC 1 ]

PS

Remember the ancient Bunting war from times past? Check September Archives. In short a dreary old queen 'putoutmoreflags' got narked at his inclusion on this site, despite being ultra rubbish. As expected after a while he changed his username, as did I (doh!).

Here he is in all his glory, salope39. Salope if you are reading this, which I suspect you may be. I do this not to toy with you, but as a warning to others, and after all, you DID ask sometime ago to be included again on Rubbish Gays. M'lud I present Exhibit B(umer).



I feel free, I feel love, I feel you getting your (hunch) back up again!!

Don't Look Now...

Hi Rubbish Gays,

I've sent you one before, but come on...this has to be the most
rubbish...and if you're of a nervous disposition, turn away now.

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/smeglover/

PLEASE let him be the only gay in the vilage...

Cheers,

Ian


Never have the two words, rancid & cock ever gone together as well as they do with smeglover *wrench*.

[Rubbish DVD on: Lord Of The Rings - The Fellowship Of The Ring - Extended Edition ]

Been A Long Time...


Gaydar fuckwits!! Rubbish Gays has avoided the Gaydar since they were banned/suspended/struck off. Now the embargo has been lifted due to yet another ban from a precious homo.

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Hi,
Have read your page for a while now, absolutley love it.... thought I should draw your attention to the following gaydar profile.... it is so rubbish, I thought I had to tell you all about it.... enjoy!!!

www.gaydar.co.uk/qtboy4boy

one of those self loathing queens if I ever saw one!

Paul

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Why is he self-loathing? I think this one has real issues:

-I dont try and act str8 or gay like so many gay guys tend 2 do, & I prefer lads like this. (so no gay or straight acting guys??)

- I have started up a male glamour model agency & porn company. At the moment its just web sites but within the next couple of months im going to film my 1st movie, so any1 who would like 2 be in it please msg me. (Any half-wit can do a website and with the rise of digital technology, everyone can make a porn film)

-I am now seeing Olivier, I know I did really want a bf but I met him & couldnt help myself... he lives in London so until we live closer 2 each other we are still gonna shag other lads but so glad im with him. (So you did want a boyfriend or didn't you? Yet he's not really your boyfriend, thanks for sharing that)

-I`m in to things that typical gay men aren`t such as football, pool n ladish stuff but also like 2 go shopping like most gay men. (What does this mean? Sounds to us like you could be a touch boring)

Gash In The Attic

Disturbing news this afternoon. Alistair Appleton seems to be have replaced by a lady. No explaination. As a (non) licence payer, we are outraged!!

[Rubbish TV on: Cash In The Attic - BBC 1 ]

Home Taping Is Killing Kylie....And It's Illegal!!

Ironically the 'home taping' guff was on the back of Rubbish Gays Buck Fizz-Are You Ready. This aside, we have obtained proof that most downloaders in the UK are homosexual. Your Honour I present exhibit gAy.



Poor Kylie, the queens favorite. How on earth could this have happened?? Number 6!! As SE-B says, "it's a mixed up world". This proves beyond all reasonable doubt that Minogue first week sales have been severely hampered by the downloading gay. Straights do download I'm sure, but mostly animal porn, so they cannot be held responsible. One good thing may come out of this, she may have to tour, and as long as she doesn't charge Madonna prices she can count on our cash!!

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