Sunday, August 31, 2003

Junk Mail



What a good idea. Here she is randi_michelle:

Humiliate me? Consider it done.What a glamour puss!!

[Rubbish TV on: Snorting coke with the BBC - Channel 4 ]
Words from the canal...

"She's got something stuck up her twenty-four seven!!!!!!"

[Rubbish stuff straight girls were shouting at each other on: Saturday Night 23:47, Canal Street, Manchester ]

Friday, August 29, 2003

Trilogy of terror!!
Protects against random bumming!!Automatic naffness!!Don't ask, don't tell

Europride has come and gone. The barriers are down, hence this warning. Beware the 'Hen party', yes the girls WILL be back. Since Manchesters famous Canal Street was brought to public attention the straight girls want in on the action. Watch out for this slow moving drunken pack, the 'bride-to-be' is easiest to spot, she will be wearing humorous 'L' plates. I saw one a few weeks ago wearing a hat made out of balloons that looked like a cock. A twatty cock.
Do NOT approach, dance or stand near these women unless you want to hear "I love the village me", "I love gay men me", "I am a sad old fishwife me", etc. Instead laugh as they are refused entry to the clubs, smirk as one gets wobbly trying to navigate cobbles in high-heels and finally sneer as one of them throws up in the canal.

[Rubbish music on: What Is The Problem? - Graffiti ]

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

As if by magic...



From the mighty Popjustice to Low Culture, to here in only 3 degrees of masterbation.
Flags savages the innocent!!

The not-rubbish wilk, sent me this message he got this evening from putoutmoreflags
.

How rude!! See it's not just me he dislikes.
Just when you thought it was safe...

Flag attack!! The Revenge!! This time putoutmoreflags has the horn.

[Tue Aug 26 19:59:35 GMT 2003] putoutmoreflags:
http://gaydar.co.uk/putoutmoreflags

putoutmoreflags> anyone for a 3sum with me and
......ace.......tomorrow
putoutmoreflags> but we want to try double fucking a lad
putoutmoreflags> so, you need to think about 2 knobs up you
looknofurther> dirty fuckers
> shame on you flags
forest_swuk> why shame
putoutmoreflags> fuck off you sily wankers..mind your own business
forest_swuk> it's nice that they r being blunt best way to be
> mind your own buisness?
ian_> each to their own
forest_swuk> true ian
forest_swuk> hand bagz at ten paces
> evenin lads btw
putoutmoreflags> and@game_on..I BLOCKED you months ago..just
fucking well get on with your life and leave me to get on with
mine..you sad bastard
> well stop paying attention to me then
putoutmoreflags> I never adress you..and I expect the same courtesy
from you
ian_> evenin' game
> evenin
> look flags I love you, but I cant do double-anal
......ace......> back to the drawing board then putout
putoutmoreflags> you obviously can't deal with the fact that I blocked
you for being a silly, stupid racist little fucker..but, do try...I'm not going
to respond anymore to your chat..I BLOCKED YOU..TAKE A
FUCKING HINT
looknofurther> did you have a top wekend ?
> doh I am not racist, are you thick or what??

At this point he actually did stop speaking to me. Funny that.