Not all scallies are tasty, this dog does rent too.

A couple of months back I was all out against these slags, but its official Girls Aloud are top.

Federico from the new Big Brother drops 'bombshell' he may have a boyfreind on the outside, called, wait for it.....Frank. This sound like the biggest load of crap since Nasty Nick's car crash wife.

Pop Rivals, it was a load of shite I agree. However I just downloaded the new Girls Aloud album from here. I am so fucking gay, but it's actually pretty good. While you're there they got the new Annie Lennox album which isn't too bad, and check out Mya Moodring, its top.

Army commander battered officers with dildo Nice to see the Russian Army finally moving on.

Boyzone 'to hold TV contest' for Keating replacement. There came a time when the old boy bands came to pass, please let this one die. Failing that I would like to see J from 5ive as the new Ronan.

I was on K on Thursday, watching MTV, it came to me. Abs, formerly of 5ive is Britain's answer to Justin Timberlake. A poor mans Timberlake at that, but at least he will be ours. absessive.com | the official abs website