The Golden (shower) Girls

One of our freinds has just come back from Miami. Yeah innit. Not only that but he went to see Madonna 'Ooh smell her'. As we all know rubbish is as rubbish does. He left his wallet on the plane lost all his bux deluxe and bang went our chances of a new pair of Levi 501 Button fly W32 L34. Drat!

I did get you something though...

Er

See above picture.

A fridge magnet.

A FUCKING FRIDGE MAGNET!!

This ain't over by a long shot, we are emailing Shady Pines right after this post.

Cotton Picking Faggot

Jeez louise. Sorry this is late. We missed it too. It made us want to blog again. Thank you Anthony you sad trout.

We can't imagine his agent's phone call. Well maybe we can.

"Hi Tony luvvie, got a great gig lined up for you. Well you know you are cheap yup yup and quite rubbish yup yup, and what's your favorite shop?? Not Primark, the other one. Yeah that's right Poundland. They are opening their 200th store. YES WAY! I knew you'd love it. They will pay for a taxi to and from the store and say you can get a 30% discount at ALL their branches. I KNOW!! Seventypenceland it will be for you. OK OK I'm texting the details to you now. Love to Blanche. Byyyyye"

Hot Young Gay Cock

All villages have them!! A seedy eating establishment. In Manchester McTuckys is a by word for rancid. Alas we are rubbish and found ourselves hungry and well.... They always say it tastes like chicken but in McTuckys it smells like teen spirit.

Humour Doesn't Travel Well

The results are in. We didn't win tickets for the ABBA Museum. That chump above did with his naff. What a load of old shit!!

[Rubbish TV On : Channel 4 - Richard & Judy]

The Winner Takes It All

With this we cannot fail!!

Amazon Knows We Are Gay

Click to make it bigger!! Point is, we were VERY interested in a best of Bette package & a new Carly Simon elpee. OK so now our car knows we are gay, now Amazon, if Ebay cottons on we'll be fucked, and not in the good way.


[Rubbish Film On : Water Horse:Legend Of The Deep]

Donna Summer Made Me Gay

Donna fuking Summer has a new elpee coming out in May. This is old news it seems, God we are so slow. Not as slow as Donna who seemed to have let 17 years slip since her last (rubbish) album (Mistaken Identity? It were a mistake to ever set foot in the studio luvvie with that tripe). Anyhow, apart from spending countless hours in k-holes with a Summer soundtrack, we at Rubbish Towers have been waiting for some new material from her like a peado waiting for the school bell. We haven't been able to illegally download any tracks yet *curses* best we can do is go on Youtube for some mixes of 'I'm A Fire' click anywhere about here to go listen.

As you can see, the song and album title is rubbish, but what's more it's gay. So it's us all over. Listen very carefully I shall say this only once, 'Crayons' it's a shit title. Crayons are what mad people are given. It's almost as shameful as Agnetha's 'My Colouring Book' from yesterqueer. 70 days and counting... This had better be fucking good bitch!!!

[Rubbish Music On : Donna Summer-I'm A Fire (Extended Red Top Mix)]