The Gay Before You Came (In My Mouth Without Warning)

You don't have to be Rubbish to be Gay, but if we say ABBA MUSEUM, are you damp? Yeah well be prepared to stay moist. The picture above is an artists impression of how the faggiest museum in history is gonna look. Note in foreground Rubbish Gay on mobile. Tantalising we know, but as it's still being built there is very little to go on. We are assuming by then either Freda or Agnetha will be encased in carbonite and on display for all unsundry to rub against.

June 2009 they have penciled in for opening. We have updated our Google calender and it seems we have some free time. Spread the news, keep your diary clear, let your mother know.

[Rubbish Music on : ABBA - Does Your Mother Know?]

Fag Looses It!!!

Being in The Sun we wouldn't have noticed this. Cheers Digitalspy!!

Thank fuck for that. What a load of old wank that was. Cotton, you're fine on The Street, but know your place.

[Rubbish TV on : ITV1 Coronation Street]

Tradesmen's Entrance

We at Rubbish Towers recently sprang a leek in our cistern. We kalled the kouncil, they kame. We took the above cheeky shot while his back was turned. How he escaped with his hymen intact we are still unsure of.

[Rubbish TV on : BBC1 Diagnosis Murder]

In Surbubia

HOT GOSSIP!! Fresh from Tyldelsey town walls. Alex Roberts you are a bi!! The secret is out!! You dirty cunt!!

BTW Alex if u iz a fit lad with a big dik mail us by clicking here!! If however Alex, you are a girl, then keep on walking, Dungarees 'R' Us has moved down t'road to Leigh.

[Rubbish TV on : BBC1 Diagnosis Murder]

AutomatiK High

Do you remember us perving on Harry Potter? If not scroll down just a bit fun fans to catch-up. The general cut of our jib was 'It was so wrong to letch before, but now its sooo right'.

In that spirit.

Well Look Who's Legal!



Calvin from pops MOST underated Peados Paradise, the S Club Juniors nee 8!! What with Baby Spice having a baby, and Lucy Beale from Eastenders trying to pop her cherry, rubbish gays is reminded we are both ancient AND justified but time moves on. We accept this. Cher's people still haven't got back to us on if she will help us turn back time, and DON'T ask about Samantha Mumba. Sidetrack. Kissing Gate. Country Roads. Walk a crooked path. Back to the point. Yeah so we had secret lusts for Calvin back in the gay but he was 14. Now that's just wrong. We waited though, silently. We are rewarded.



Here he is! What a hot temptation! He just walked right in. He's about to star in the US version of Wild At Heart, that crap thing you never watch with him off Drop The Dead Donkey & her that used be married Les Dennis, oh and Killer Katy. It's a bit like On Safari but no Biggins. As it's a US drama don't expect to see it anytime soon. We couldn't be arsed it's just nice to Calvin again. OK maybe we will watch if he takes his top off a lot.

Over and out!

Old Kuntz Rest Home

Rubbish Gaydar

As of now this is all that awaits you at Gaydar Towers. The words arse/elbow, and the phrase booze-up in brewery come to mind.