Thursday, February 12, 2004

So Lets Dance Through All Of This!!!

In the same vein as Sash! & DJ Sammy, 'Cunting By Numbers
Here's a readers comment it was rammed savagely into our box. Having turned toward the dark side some time ago, we don't mind rough male:-

re: "take me to the Clouds above".

When I moved to England, I expected to have found refuge from such eurotrash monstrosities as Lou Bega, DJ Bobo, Otzi, or (as you mentioned) Sammy, the type of cheesy dance fodder that never dared to take itself seriously and has remained a sort of in-joke within Old Blighty. Its own efforts, like the cheesy girls and steps, were made digestible by the ultra camp tongue in cheek presentation, whilst still managing to come up with some sort of novelty element, but this U2 sample loop with a demented distorted Des`ree lookalike doing a Whitney karaoke, probably recorded within 2 hours in a cheap third rate music studio, and flogged onto the streets 5 minutes after that, should be made illegal. If this kind of stuff is allowed why not make `angel dust` legally available to teenage pupils. This song is not funny, not camp, it has no melody, no originality, features a terrible voice, and a crap performance which when on TV was switched off within 10 seconds. If this is the new `hip` thing in music, or whatever them kids call it these days. No wonder that Whitney has become a crack addict then. Can Bono please stop trying to butt his big overinflated ego into the world of `politics` and sue these musical assassins, so that they can be appropriately incarcerated into the deepest dungeon, so that we may forget this atrocity ASAP. Think you might agree there,

Greets Tom

Tom, is our doppelganger/nemisis/dark mirror. We are him, and we are not amused!! PS This Time I Know It's For Real by Kelly Llorenna looks to be the new LMC, down the dumper with the pair of you. Northern clubland beckons!!

[Rubbish TV on: Miss Congeniality - Channel 5 ]

Getting To Know You

dirtysubxxx>hi mate how are you?
>hi dirty
dirtysubxxx>how are you
>not too bad lad
dirtysubxxx>ok mate so you into fucking and using a lad
>not really, sounds like hard work
dirtysubxxx>well your profile says you fuck
>doh
>maybe you are just too dirrty for me (I'm goin to get all Christina on his ass)
dirtysubxxx>ok
>ring the alarm!!(wooo here I go!!)
dirtysubxxx>bye then
(oh well)


[Rubbish music on: Freddy Mercury & Montserrat Caball� - Barcelona - ]
They say it's my fault, I want it too much

Oh shit. It's all over

'Tatu sack "scandal crazy" manager'

One album, thats it, polished fake lesbo pop. Will we ever see it's like again. We wonder what Holly Johnson thinks.


[Rubbish music on: Am I The Same Girl - Swing Out Sister ]





Tuesday, February 10, 2004

A (Brown) Star Is Born!

Talk To Me, Like Lovers Do......and the son shall slay the father...Ooh, stick you!!

Meet Miss Dusty O, London Gayers and readers of fag-mags will already recognise this one/ Soon to be a star in New York and a star in L.A. Already rubbing shoulders with the hoi-paloi as seen above. Big in Japan wann-gay Pete Burns and old rubbish Daphnie & Celeste cling as close as they dare to Miss O. Not only is she on the 'circuit', she wants the mantle of Wroking Gays Club Singer and is recording camp songs as we speak. Yes, while Posh Victoria Adams Spice Beckham struggles to get a recording contract, Dusty has been signed by Klone!! As previously highlighted Klone Records strive to bring the most poppered up hi-energy to provincial gay pubs all over Britain (eg The Jolly Farmer-Oxford). It's new single 'Kiss Me', cover of odd 80's 'Tin Tin' Duffy 45 will be in your lowest grade discoteque by about nine to five. Meanwhile back at Klone, other new releases include double A side's (is there such a thing anymore?), White Flag/Naked In The Rain by Primero, bet that's hot. Also Get The Party Started/The Land Of Make Believe by Fizzarama, popperama more like. Already our heart is racing and we feel faint and kind of sexy at the same time...

[Rubbish music on: Brown Girl In The Ring - Boney m ]

Sunday, February 08, 2004

Sign and Portents

The Street, young (not yet gay) Todd getting ready to go out, asking Sarah-Lou about a male nurse going with them to the same concert. Radio Weatherfield is on in the background. 'Love at first sight' by Kylie plays. The prelude ends.

[Rubbish TV on: Coronation Street - ITV 1 ]

Thursday, February 05, 2004

...and this is the one who isn't gay??

I love you, you pay my rent!!

Shock Coronation Street news. Madam Rickett is to be axed!!
Poor Nick Tisley, he's had to work behind the scenes at a knicker factory for the best part of six months, he's had one gay kiss, and I don't recall him EVER taking his top off. Maybe this will allow him to finally breathe again. The world of pop watches and waits.

[Rubbish TV on: I'm A Celebrigay, Suck Me Off Down There!! - ITV 1 ]

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Hear My Words They Are Dynamite


ATTENTION EARTHLINGS: Rubbish Gays is working on a new site, 'Fantastic Gays'. All gay, all 80's, all the time. If you are an eighties gay then I have a few questions for you. If you would like to take part in a very small way click here to send an E-Mail to Rubbish Towers!!

[Rubbish music on: Torch (12'') - Soft Cell ]