A (Brown) Star Is Born!



Meet Miss Dusty O, London Gayers and readers of fag-mags will already recognise this one/ Soon to be a star in New York and a star in L.A. Already rubbing shoulders with the hoi-paloi as seen above. Big in Japan wann-gay Pete Burns and old rubbish Daphnie & Celeste cling as close as they dare to Miss O. Not only is she on the 'circuit', she wants the mantle of Wroking Gays Club Singer and is recording camp songs as we speak. Yes, while Posh Victoria Adams Spice Beckham struggles to get a recording contract, Dusty has been signed by Klone!! As previously highlighted Klone Records strive to bring the most poppered up hi-energy to provincial gay pubs all over Britain (eg The Jolly Farmer-Oxford). It's new single 'Kiss Me', cover of odd 80's 'Tin Tin' Duffy 45 will be in your lowest grade discoteque by about nine to five. Meanwhile back at Klone, other new releases include double A side's (is there such a thing anymore?), White Flag/Naked In The Rain by Primero, bet that's hot. Also Get The Party Started/The Land Of Make Believe by Fizzarama, popperama more like. Already our heart is racing and we feel faint and kind of sexy at the same time...

[Rubbish music on: Brown Girl In The Ring - Boney m ]

Sign and Portents

The Street, young (not yet gay) Todd getting ready to go out, asking Sarah-Lou about a male nurse going with them to the same concert. Radio Weatherfield is on in the background. 'Love at first sight' by Kylie plays. The prelude ends.

[Rubbish TV on: Coronation Street - ITV 1 ]

...and this is the one who isn't gay??



Shock Coronation Street news. Madam Rickett is to be axed!!
Poor Nick Tisley, he's had to work behind the scenes at a knicker factory for the best part of six months, he's had one gay kiss, and I don't recall him EVER taking his top off. Maybe this will allow him to finally breathe again. The world of pop watches and waits.

[Rubbish TV on: I'm A Celebrigay, Suck Me Off Down There!! - ITV 1 ]

Hear My Words They Are Dynamite


ATTENTION EARTHLINGS: Rubbish Gays is working on a new site, 'Fantastic Gays'. All gay, all 80's, all the time. If you are an eighties gay then I have a few questions for you. If you would like to take part in a very small way click here to send an E-Mail to Rubbish Towers!!

[Rubbish music on: Torch (12'') - Soft Cell ]

Three Queers in a (spunk) fountain



The Salon on Channel 4, home to some reality benders. Rubbish Gays normally watches The Simpsons but due to straight boring sport, in this case Snooker, so like Madonna we pushed the button and changed the channel. The three usual suspects above are all rubbish gayers. Meet Jorge, a big girls blouse. Then John, his hair always lets him down. Finally Terry, this ewok really gets our goat. He always has to be in the background somewhere, lurking and being generally faggy. On a positive note they are always entertaining, apart from Jorge & Terry.

[Rubbish TV on: Hollyoaks - Channel 4 ]

I believe in miracles, don't you?!



Sometimes if you think about things for long enough, they actually happen. Here it is Rick Astley's Love Songs, out next week. Maybe if we think hard enough Right Said Fred's Greatest Hits could be in our nations record emporiums by the end of the month.

[Rubbish music on: Gia - Despina Vandi ]

Step Back In Time



Rubbish gays has returned from a night out. The club we frequent has 3 dance 'arenas'. We are concerned only with the one known as the 'Hazel Dean' room. It's as if 90's never happened, poppers a-go-go. We were caught up in the mix of this magic hat trick:
Rick Astley- Together Forever
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax
Bananarama - More, More, More

Rubbish gays has decided now that staying in is the new going out.

[Rubbish music on: Smooth - Iio ]