Sign and Portents

The Street, young (not yet gay) Todd getting ready to go out, asking Sarah-Lou about a male nurse going with them to the same concert. Radio Weatherfield is on in the background. 'Love at first sight' by Kylie plays. The prelude ends.

[Rubbish TV on: Coronation Street - ITV 1 ]

...and this is the one who isn't gay??



Shock Coronation Street news. Madam Rickett is to be axed!!
Poor Nick Tisley, he's had to work behind the scenes at a knicker factory for the best part of six months, he's had one gay kiss, and I don't recall him EVER taking his top off. Maybe this will allow him to finally breathe again. The world of pop watches and waits.

[Rubbish TV on: I'm A Celebrigay, Suck Me Off Down There!! - ITV 1 ]

Hear My Words They Are Dynamite


ATTENTION EARTHLINGS: Rubbish Gays is working on a new site, 'Fantastic Gays'. All gay, all 80's, all the time. If you are an eighties gay then I have a few questions for you. If you would like to take part in a very small way click here to send an E-Mail to Rubbish Towers!!

[Rubbish music on: Torch (12'') - Soft Cell ]

Three Queers in a (spunk) fountain



The Salon on Channel 4, home to some reality benders. Rubbish Gays normally watches The Simpsons but due to straight boring sport, in this case Snooker, so like Madonna we pushed the button and changed the channel. The three usual suspects above are all rubbish gayers. Meet Jorge, a big girls blouse. Then John, his hair always lets him down. Finally Terry, this ewok really gets our goat. He always has to be in the background somewhere, lurking and being generally faggy. On a positive note they are always entertaining, apart from Jorge & Terry.

[Rubbish TV on: Hollyoaks - Channel 4 ]

I believe in miracles, don't you?!



Sometimes if you think about things for long enough, they actually happen. Here it is Rick Astley's Love Songs, out next week. Maybe if we think hard enough Right Said Fred's Greatest Hits could be in our nations record emporiums by the end of the month.

[Rubbish music on: Gia - Despina Vandi ]

Step Back In Time



Rubbish gays has returned from a night out. The club we frequent has 3 dance 'arenas'. We are concerned only with the one known as the 'Hazel Dean' room. It's as if 90's never happened, poppers a-go-go. We were caught up in the mix of this magic hat trick:
Rick Astley- Together Forever
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax
Bananarama - More, More, More

Rubbish gays has decided now that staying in is the new going out.

[Rubbish music on: Smooth - Iio ]

Take Me To The Clouds Above?

Bin this rubbish straight away. Drop & drag into the recycle bin!! It's as if 'Let the music lift you up' never happened. The blame lies squarely with DJ Sammy. J'accuse!!!

[Rubbish TV on: CD:UK - ITV 1 ]