The Shame!!



My Two Dads, hilarious 80's US sitcom, in which a dead slut leaves her daughter to 2 men who she had sex with years ago. However some lucky kids have two gay dads, and what better way of showing how much you hate them by wearing this t-shirt. Kids are smart, we've seen Uncle Buck, so listen up S Club-ers. Be sure to wear this t-shirt ALL THE TIME for maximum embarrassment of both papas.

[Rubbish music on: This Groove - Victoria Beckham ]

Top/Bot Of The Class!!



-How does your arse work?
-What can you do to help stop that 'gagging' sensation?
-What does he want to do with that?

If you have ever asked yourselves these questions (and are a gay), then this course is for you. Warning though, if you already attended the 'Arse Class' you won't get priority.

[Rubbish TV on: Pepys -BBC 1 ]

Readers Lives



From: A Gay
Date: 14 December 2003 14:19
To: rubbishgays@lycos.co.uk
Subject: How The Mighty Have Fallen

Dear Rubbish Gays,
This gay found himself hankering after
some old skool Kitten magic, and finding this CD Single cover on google (see
attachment atomic1)

Compare this fresh-faced bunch of pop beauties with the wizened pop crows on
atomic2. As discussed, the cover art is reminiscent of Microsoft Word, while
the girls themselves appear to have had a night in a Barbie beauty parlour
whilst off their cake on drugs.

I fear the dumper beckons... Or at the very least the chicken-in-a-basket
circuit.... Poor cows.

Nick x

Indeed, what on earth has happened to the Kits/Kats?? Ladies Night? More Like Girls World. Makeup by Aunt Sally, hair by Ricardo. Being a gay, and consequently a bit rubbish Mr A Gay (Nick) has made one glaring error. Just as Bananarama have tried to cover up Jacquie O'Sullivan, A. Kitten have erased all traces of Kerry 'Attentionseeking' Katona. For evidence we also turned to Google, see Exhibit Blee below. What's that?? They weren't always blonde??



In conclusion, Love Doesn't Have To Hurt, but neither does shoving this unwanted trio in a sack and chucking it in t'canal.

[Rubbish TV on: Blue Peter - BBC 1 ]

Wrote For Luck

Thanks to the wise readers of Popjustice, Rubbish Gays is 6th best site of the year. We accept this top six placing in the spirit that it was intended, IE Up the arse, no messin!!

Regular readers will note this gay has been resting on laurels (haunches), no more. As soon as the household chores are finished, all will be put right. Keep the faith init.

[Rubbish TV on: Eggheads - BBC 1 ]

When Gays Collide...

Vs

'So I'm A Gay-on All-the-time' this evening had the lovely and fit Alan Cumming as a guest. Gays take a lesson, Graham is a rubbish gay, Alan is not. His Nightcrawler produces nocturnal emissions back at rubbish towers, which brings up another question: If you wank off to the X-Men, does it then become porn?

Back to Norton, once a week was fine, and a treat, five times is torture. What ever happened to the 'everybody stay standing' bit. How come Cyndi 'She's so unusual' Lauper had a full show to her self, while Cummings & Lauren Bacall had to share double billing. Cyndi used to be good, but this new direction has pants written all over it.

In conclusion if you were watching So Graham Norton shame on you, you should have been watching Little Britain.

[Rubbish TV on: Bo Selecta - Channel 4 ]

SMTV:GOLD??

What a shower of shite this show is.

Preaching To The Converted



Rubbish Gays was causally flicking when found Cher:The Farewell Tour. Without wanting to sound too gay, she puts on a good show. The audience seemed to be full of hen nights & rubbish gays, tanned & t-shirted up, echos of Canal Street. However this 'Farewell' nonsense has been heard time & time again. See Turner, Tina for example. Must dash, the tank-tops queers are going mad for Believe.

[Rubbish TV on: Cher:The Farewell Tour - BBC 1 ]