When Gays Collide...

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'So I'm A Gay-on All-the-time' this evening had the lovely and fit Alan Cumming as a guest. Gays take a lesson, Graham is a rubbish gay, Alan is not. His Nightcrawler produces nocturnal emissions back at rubbish towers, which brings up another question: If you wank off to the X-Men, does it then become porn?

Back to Norton, once a week was fine, and a treat, five times is torture. What ever happened to the 'everybody stay standing' bit. How come Cyndi 'She's so unusual' Lauper had a full show to her self, while Cummings & Lauren Bacall had to share double billing. Cyndi used to be good, but this new direction has pants written all over it.

In conclusion if you were watching So Graham Norton shame on you, you should have been watching Little Britain.

[Rubbish TV on: Bo Selecta - Channel 4 ]

SMTV:GOLD??

What a shower of shite this show is.

Preaching To The Converted



Rubbish Gays was causally flicking when found Cher:The Farewell Tour. Without wanting to sound too gay, she puts on a good show. The audience seemed to be full of hen nights & rubbish gays, tanned & t-shirted up, echos of Canal Street. However this 'Farewell' nonsense has been heard time & time again. See Turner, Tina for example. Must dash, the tank-tops queers are going mad for Believe.

[Rubbish TV on: Cher:The Farewell Tour - BBC 1 ]

Let's go round again...



Oh and here he is, in living colour. Note sallow complection, sad eyes. Before you die you see the Ring...



Alan, again you miss the point. I have no life. This is as good as it gets for rubbish gays.

[Rubbish music on: Happy Just To Be With You - Michelle Gayle ]

The horror!!



Yes already Faceparty throws up another denizen from the deep. Pullups is the name, nappies is the game. Adult babies turn me off, as they should all decent minded gays. It's like Sonia, you know she's there, but you don't need to be reminded about it. His favorite food is Rusks, and favorite film, The Lion King. We look at this profile and can only think he has some issues. If you can help, drop him a line. Tell them we sent you!!

[Rubbish TV on: End Of Days - ITV 1 ]

Gay Rubbish has a new home...

...and thy name is Faceparty. The young gays I am passing over for the moment in favour of those older who should know better. On that note, meet Indiemodboy:


On first look it appears to be Simon Le Bon pre-Rio, but no look closer. He is modern but looks like a thing from times gone by. His ideal partner appears to be Ringo Starr circa 1966. How queer. Indiemongboy we salute you!!!

[Rubbish TV on: End Of Days - ITV 1 ]

...And The Money For Old Rope Award Goes To....



We have seen some shite in our time, but this piece of effluent takes the biscuit. 'Electronic spin-the-bottle' almost made us choke during Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Is it possible that the juvenile twistings of an empty bottle of Concorde, can be replaced by this whistles/bells arrangement?? Back in our day spin-the bottle was all about kissing girls, and that, could this needless waste of money possibly offer anything else? Oh yes....

'This isn’t your parents’ Spin the Bottle. Back in their day, they actually had to use a gross empty bottle that didn’t spin very well. Borrrring! ' What's that? Empty bottles are gross? Bottles don't spin you say?

Over 130 commands are programmed into 3 categories: Truth, Dare or Kiss/Forfeit. WOW!! It isn't just about kissing, it's truth or dare too. Does Madonna have one of these? If not why not?

Tell the truth – which teacher is the most boring? We dare you to dance under the table! Will you kiss the spinner’s nose, or will you forfeit? Which Teacher has the biggest cock?? We dare you to lap dance for us!! Will you kiss the spinners ring??

If Harvey from Sabrina wasn't as fit as he is, we would have changed the channel earlier and avoided this monstrous carbuncle.

[Rubbish TV on: SMTV: Gold - ITV 1 ]