SMTV:GOLD??
What a shower of shite this show is.
Thursday, December 04, 2003
Preaching To The Converted
Rubbish Gays was causally flicking when found Cher:The Farewell Tour. Without wanting to sound too gay, she puts on a good show. The audience seemed to be full of hen nights & rubbish gays, tanned & t-shirted up, echos of Canal Street. However this 'Farewell' nonsense has been heard time & time again. See Turner, Tina for example. Must dash, the tank-tops queers are going mad for Believe.
Rubbish Gays was causally flicking when found Cher:The Farewell Tour. Without wanting to sound too gay, she puts on a good show. The audience seemed to be full of hen nights & rubbish gays, tanned & t-shirted up, echos of Canal Street. However this 'Farewell' nonsense has been heard time & time again. See Turner, Tina for example. Must dash, the tank-tops queers are going mad for Believe.
[Rubbish TV on: Cher:The Farewell Tour - BBC 1 ]
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
The horror!!
Yes already Faceparty throws up another denizen from the deep. Pullups is the name, nappies is the game. Adult babies turn me off, as they should all decent minded gays. It's like Sonia, you know she's there, but you don't need to be reminded about it. His favorite food is Rusks, and favorite film, The Lion King. We look at this profile and can only think he has some issues. If you can help, drop him a line. Tell them we sent you!!
Yes already Faceparty throws up another denizen from the deep. Pullups is the name, nappies is the game. Adult babies turn me off, as they should all decent minded gays. It's like Sonia, you know she's there, but you don't need to be reminded about it. His favorite food is Rusks, and favorite film, The Lion King. We look at this profile and can only think he has some issues. If you can help, drop him a line. Tell them we sent you!!
[Rubbish TV on: End Of Days - ITV 1 ]
Gay Rubbish has a new home...
...and thy name is Faceparty. The young gays I am passing over for the moment in favour of those older who should know better. On that note, meet Indiemodboy:
On first look it appears to be Simon Le Bon pre-Rio, but no look closer. He is modern but looks like a thing from times gone by. His ideal partner appears to be Ringo Starr circa 1966. How queer. Indiemongboy we salute you!!!
...and thy name is Faceparty. The young gays I am passing over for the moment in favour of those older who should know better. On that note, meet Indiemodboy:
On first look it appears to be Simon Le Bon pre-Rio, but no look closer. He is modern but looks like a thing from times gone by. His ideal partner appears to be Ringo Starr circa 1966. How queer. Indiemongboy we salute you!!!
[Rubbish TV on: End Of Days - ITV 1 ]
Saturday, November 29, 2003
...And The Money For Old Rope Award Goes To....
We have seen some shite in our time, but this piece of effluent takes the biscuit. 'Electronic spin-the-bottle' almost made us choke during Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Is it possible that the juvenile twistings of an empty bottle of Concorde, can be replaced by this whistles/bells arrangement?? Back in our day spin-the bottle was all about kissing girls, and that, could this needless waste of money possibly offer anything else? Oh yes....
'This isn’t your parents’ Spin the Bottle. Back in their day, they actually had to use a gross empty bottle that didn’t spin very well. Borrrring! ' What's that? Empty bottles are gross? Bottles don't spin you say?
Over 130 commands are programmed into 3 categories: Truth, Dare or Kiss/Forfeit. WOW!! It isn't just about kissing, it's truth or dare too. Does Madonna have one of these? If not why not?
Tell the truth – which teacher is the most boring? We dare you to dance under the table! Will you kiss the spinner’s nose, or will you forfeit? Which Teacher has the biggest cock?? We dare you to lap dance for us!! Will you kiss the spinners ring??
If Harvey from Sabrina wasn't as fit as he is, we would have changed the channel earlier and avoided this monstrous carbuncle.
We have seen some shite in our time, but this piece of effluent takes the biscuit. 'Electronic spin-the-bottle' almost made us choke during Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Is it possible that the juvenile twistings of an empty bottle of Concorde, can be replaced by this whistles/bells arrangement?? Back in our day spin-the bottle was all about kissing girls, and that, could this needless waste of money possibly offer anything else? Oh yes....
'This isn’t your parents’ Spin the Bottle. Back in their day, they actually had to use a gross empty bottle that didn’t spin very well. Borrrring! ' What's that? Empty bottles are gross? Bottles don't spin you say?
Over 130 commands are programmed into 3 categories: Truth, Dare or Kiss/Forfeit. WOW!! It isn't just about kissing, it's truth or dare too. Does Madonna have one of these? If not why not?
Tell the truth – which teacher is the most boring? We dare you to dance under the table! Will you kiss the spinner’s nose, or will you forfeit? Which Teacher has the biggest cock?? We dare you to lap dance for us!! Will you kiss the spinners ring??
If Harvey from Sabrina wasn't as fit as he is, we would have changed the channel earlier and avoided this monstrous carbuncle.
[Rubbish TV on: SMTV: Gold - ITV 1 ]
Friday, November 28, 2003
Queer As Shite
We have finally seen the horror that is 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'. August archive for the early warning. These five degrees of masterbation take an hour to do what Triny & Suzannah can do in 30 mins. Hopefully the dumper will beckon soon for this quintet, US TV is very fickle. Look for this show to be replaced by 'A Black Man In A White Van', or something just as vile.
Dear Queer Eye,
your gays are all hounds,
woof woof.
yours
Rubbish Gays
We have finally seen the horror that is 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'. August archive for the early warning. These five degrees of masterbation take an hour to do what Triny & Suzannah can do in 30 mins. Hopefully the dumper will beckon soon for this quintet, US TV is very fickle. Look for this show to be replaced by 'A Black Man In A White Van', or something just as vile.
Dear Queer Eye,
your gays are all hounds,
woof woof.
yours
Rubbish Gays
[Rubbish TV on: Blue Peter - BBC 1 ]
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