Let's go round again...



Oh and here he is, in living colour. Note sallow complection, sad eyes. Before you die you see the Ring...



Alan, again you miss the point. I have no life. This is as good as it gets for rubbish gays.

[Rubbish music on: Happy Just To Be With You - Michelle Gayle ]

The horror!!



Yes already Faceparty throws up another denizen from the deep. Pullups is the name, nappies is the game. Adult babies turn me off, as they should all decent minded gays. It's like Sonia, you know she's there, but you don't need to be reminded about it. His favorite food is Rusks, and favorite film, The Lion King. We look at this profile and can only think he has some issues. If you can help, drop him a line. Tell them we sent you!!

[Rubbish TV on: End Of Days - ITV 1 ]

Gay Rubbish has a new home...

...and thy name is Faceparty. The young gays I am passing over for the moment in favour of those older who should know better. On that note, meet Indiemodboy:


On first look it appears to be Simon Le Bon pre-Rio, but no look closer. He is modern but looks like a thing from times gone by. His ideal partner appears to be Ringo Starr circa 1966. How queer. Indiemongboy we salute you!!!

[Rubbish TV on: End Of Days - ITV 1 ]

...And The Money For Old Rope Award Goes To....



We have seen some shite in our time, but this piece of effluent takes the biscuit. 'Electronic spin-the-bottle' almost made us choke during Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Is it possible that the juvenile twistings of an empty bottle of Concorde, can be replaced by this whistles/bells arrangement?? Back in our day spin-the bottle was all about kissing girls, and that, could this needless waste of money possibly offer anything else? Oh yes....

'This isn’t your parents’ Spin the Bottle. Back in their day, they actually had to use a gross empty bottle that didn’t spin very well. Borrrring! ' What's that? Empty bottles are gross? Bottles don't spin you say?

Over 130 commands are programmed into 3 categories: Truth, Dare or Kiss/Forfeit. WOW!! It isn't just about kissing, it's truth or dare too. Does Madonna have one of these? If not why not?

Tell the truth – which teacher is the most boring? We dare you to dance under the table! Will you kiss the spinner’s nose, or will you forfeit? Which Teacher has the biggest cock?? We dare you to lap dance for us!! Will you kiss the spinners ring??

If Harvey from Sabrina wasn't as fit as he is, we would have changed the channel earlier and avoided this monstrous carbuncle.

[Rubbish TV on: SMTV: Gold - ITV 1 ]

Queer As Shite

We have finally seen the horror that is 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'. August archive for the early warning. These five degrees of masterbation take an hour to do what Triny & Suzannah can do in 30 mins. Hopefully the dumper will beckon soon for this quintet, US TV is very fickle. Look for this show to be replaced by 'A Black Man In A White Van', or something just as vile.

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Dear Queer Eye,

your gays are all hounds,

woof woof.

yours

Rubbish Gays

[Rubbish TV on: Blue Peter - BBC 1 ]

PS

Remember the ancient Bunting war from times past? Check September Archives. In short a dreary old queen 'putoutmoreflags' got narked at his inclusion on this site, despite being ultra rubbish. As expected after a while he changed his username, as did I (doh!).

Here he is in all his glory, salope39. Salope if you are reading this, which I suspect you may be. I do this not to toy with you, but as a warning to others, and after all, you DID ask sometime ago to be included again on Rubbish Gays. M'lud I present Exhibit B(umer).



I feel free, I feel love, I feel you getting your (hunch) back up again!!

Don't Look Now...

Hi Rubbish Gays,

I've sent you one before, but come on...this has to be the most
rubbish...and if you're of a nervous disposition, turn away now.

http://www.gaydar.co.uk/smeglover/

PLEASE let him be the only gay in the vilage...

Cheers,

Ian


Never have the two words, rancid & cock ever gone together as well as they do with smeglover *wrench*.

[Rubbish DVD on: Lord Of The Rings - The Fellowship Of The Ring - Extended Edition ]