Gash In The Attic

Disturbing news this afternoon. Alistair Appleton seems to be have replaced by a lady. No explaination. As a (non) licence payer, we are outraged!!

[Rubbish TV on: Cash In The Attic - BBC 1 ]

Home Taping Is Killing Kylie....And It's Illegal!!

Ironically the 'home taping' guff was on the back of Rubbish Gays Buck Fizz-Are You Ready. This aside, we have obtained proof that most downloaders in the UK are homosexual. Your Honour I present exhibit gAy.



Poor Kylie, the queens favorite. How on earth could this have happened?? Number 6!! As SE-B says, "it's a mixed up world". This proves beyond all reasonable doubt that Minogue first week sales have been severely hampered by the downloading gay. Straights do download I'm sure, but mostly animal porn, so they cannot be held responsible. One good thing may come out of this, she may have to tour, and as long as she doesn't charge Madonna prices she can count on our cash!!

[Rubbish TV on: Blue Peter - BBC 1 ]

Forget Pop Idol 2



Remember instead Korban. Cast your minds back he was first to be voted off Pop Idol 1 for doing a bad impression of Ronan Keating, sad flat cap & denim shirt. However, Korban is fit, well fit, fitter than Will & Gareth. Check out his site.

[Rubbish music on: Jump - Girls Aloud ]

Without further ado...

Here it is, Boy George's gaydar profile.

'If your cheeky, I love you, if you are are cruel, get lost.'


Mirage or Taboo?

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Kick It Through My Posts



As a service to the gay community, Rubbish Gays has swiped these pictures from another site. Yes it's that fit fucker Wilko!! Prepare for maximum wankage & ultimate spunking.

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Dear Jonny Wilkinson,

Please spunk on us,

Thanks

Rubbish Gays

PS We don't mind that you're a bit short.

[Rubbish music on: Happy Just To Be With You - Michelle Gayle ]

A Call To Arms



London is rubbish, The Cheeky Girls are not. How they ever landed this contract is a mystery to us, a gay in the decision making process maybe. I can almost hear them now "Don't be shy, two for one, London bound, for a bum(ing)". As first look the hotpants appear to be gay pink, but no. As can be seen above right, an almost perfect match can be found in the B & Q Tate paint range, it's name? Decadent. I'll say.

[Rubbish TV on: Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - BBC Three ]

Gay in Kylie Shocker

I asked around in the gay chat rooms. Seems I am a gay for downloading the new Kylie album, but not as gay as if I paid cash money for it. On an 80's gay crush note, Green from Scritti Polittii is all over the track Someday, I'm wanking already.

[Rubbish music on: Someday -Body Language - Kylie ]