Kick It Through My Posts



As a service to the gay community, Rubbish Gays has swiped these pictures from another site. Yes it's that fit fucker Wilko!! Prepare for maximum wankage & ultimate spunking.

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Dear Jonny Wilkinson,

Please spunk on us,

Thanks

Rubbish Gays

PS We don't mind that you're a bit short.

[Rubbish music on: Happy Just To Be With You - Michelle Gayle ]

A Call To Arms



London is rubbish, The Cheeky Girls are not. How they ever landed this contract is a mystery to us, a gay in the decision making process maybe. I can almost hear them now "Don't be shy, two for one, London bound, for a bum(ing)". As first look the hotpants appear to be gay pink, but no. As can be seen above right, an almost perfect match can be found in the B & Q Tate paint range, it's name? Decadent. I'll say.

[Rubbish TV on: Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - BBC Three ]

Gay in Kylie Shocker

I asked around in the gay chat rooms. Seems I am a gay for downloading the new Kylie album, but not as gay as if I paid cash money for it. On an 80's gay crush note, Green from Scritti Polittii is all over the track Someday, I'm wanking already.

[Rubbish music on: Someday -Body Language - Kylie ]

Last Night

Rubbish Gays dreamt he was in the back of a stationary car, with an old woman on one side, an old man on the other and being sucked off by the dark haired one from t.AT.u. Has this rubbish gay become a rubbish lesbian? Research continues, this may only be a one-off.....

[Rubbish music on: Wigan Pier - Get A Life You Drug Addicts - ]

Slow down get cheeky with me


Rubbish gays has much respect for these Transylvanian Lollypops, but even we cannot turn the other cheek on this one. Back out for Christmas its Partytime. I should start with the cover really. It's piss poor. Both the girls seem to be having a Linda Barker Currys moment, keep them away from sharp objects. The background serves to add to the horror, while the star in the corner makes it shabby. Eagle eyed readers will be able to make out it contains 'Cheeky Christmas', what is this madness?? As for the rest of the content, a bit like a Talking Heads album this is very hard going. May you never find yourselves never at this party!!
Head off to their website to see them cutting a birthday cake, but not actually eating any of it. It appears they turned 21 on hallowe'en, spooky or gimmick, you decide.

[Rubbish music on: russia2003 - t.a.t.u. ]

Darren Osbourne -Cocky Fuckwitt




Brookside is behind us. All that is ahead is Hollyoaks, look to the future now... Darren Osbourne, who knows or cares what his real name is but he's a nasty piece of work. He was a twat then and he's a twat now, and frankly it's fouling up 'The Dog in the Pond'. Luckly for him he is well fit, and as such needs this sly streak knobbing out of him. As there is only one gay in Chester, and he's a weed, Rubbish Gays puts itself forward for this hard task. Details on Darren's bringing down to earth with a gay bump here, if and when it happens.

[Rubbish music on: maximum overdrive - 2 unlimited ]

A Blind Eye For The Straight Guy



Oh the humanity!! Topman's latest attempts to dress the men of our great nation have fallen sadly short of all estimates. I present to you a selection of clothes that go not only against all nature, but they defy the very laws of the colour wheel.
Look again at the jumper in the middle, this kind of woollen nightmare can be found in every students middle draw. It comes out at the first sign of cold, and normally has a hole at the bottom of each sleeve to accommodate a thumb.
Purple shiny pants (see fig.3), not since Prince's Purple Reign have I seen such unnecessarily grape coloured pantage. What do these pants say about the wearer? I suspect they say 'Even the only gay in the village would not wear these britches'.

[Rubbish TV on: Burn It - BBC Three ]