Prince Charles, rubbish gay??



At the risk of sounding treasonous, Prince Charles has been accused of having cock & ball fun with his 'closest advisor', who I assume is a fag. Of course Charlie boy says he's not a dirt-box devil, but he did turn down the lovely Diana for fag-hagish Camilla. You don't have to be Dannii Minogue to begin to wonder.

Here is the article, its a crap translation, but well worth it for the amusing grammar and word substiutions:

The king house risks everything that it knows this keeping secret, since on it allegedly explosive material is to be over the Sexualleben of prince Charles.

Er did Fawcett approximate too, but which I can make, if my married man an unhealthy relationship wanting with an official is received??

[Rubbish TV on: India's Ladyboys - BBC Three ]

A thousand and one wanks



Have the gay version of the Proclaimers bitten off more than they can chew? The million pound property experiment started tonight, in fact it's on right now. It is a temple to all that is gay & rubbish. Even the straight roughnecks on the programme seem to demonstrate more common sense & design tips than these pair. I suspect they secretly ridicule these two, not for being gay, but for one having a funny lip and the other being Lorraine Kelly. Either way this looks like required viewing over the next few weeks. I bet Colin is 1st to cry.

"We don't want any Victorian's telling us how to use our space" Too right Colin!! (or is it Justin?)

[Rubbish TV on: The Million Pound Property Experiment - BBC 2 ]

RIP



Last Brookside tonight. No excuse for not watching it.

[Rubbish TV on: Wife Swap - Channel 4 ]

Final Destination

Thanks to Nerd stats I present the last 3 refers to this site from a Google search:

1- flowers in the attic incest fuck
2- timberlake cock & balls
3- dirty slags who take a load of come over their tits

[Rubbish TV on: Allo allo - BBC 1 ]

The funk of forty thousand years



A rancid All Hallows Eve to one and all. Rubbish Gays saw a Ring last night, and tonight hopes to see your Ring 2. Here's hoping Manchester's finest are out on Canal St tonight. Burn the witch!! Duck her in the Canal!! In the mood for a lynching a bender.

[Rubbish TV on: Ed - Channel 4 ]

Jack whacks off!!



In full view of the newlyweds and young Joshy. This is shocking stuff. Hold on to your hat though dear Beverley cos.....



Barry Grant is back!! After killing his ex and his baby, then nipping off to burn down Sun Hill, he's back to sort that druggie out!! Barry is not that great but his dead brother our Damon was well fit.

[Rubbish TV on: Wife Swap - Channel 4 ]

Barbie has a new mission


As you can see Barbie has a new life ahead of her. Not a life of crime fighting it seems, but dressing badly. She is too thin for Wonder Woman, too old for Supergirl, and looks a twat as Batgirl. 'I wanna be Barbie, that bitch has everything!!' I remember seeing that on a gay t-shirt years back. Of course we used to be even more rubbish than we are now, and can see the error of our ways. Barbie shite is everywhere, fuckin Rapunzel Barbie, Cinderella Barbie, Kelly Osbourne Barbie, can you see a theme developing. As for that advert with Barbie's crap mix kitchen thing, brownies?? Fruity gels?? There's not even a fuckin doll in it. Where is Jem when you need her??

PS Don't get us wrong, we still want these dolls, curse our gayness!!

[Rubbish TV on: Liquid Assets Kylie's Millions - BBC 3 ]