Brown Stars In Their Eyes

Having just seen this years Mr Gay UK on the Salon, I must make one thing clear. I did NOT vote for this ginger-in-disguise. Really queers, is he the best we can do?? Poor Jerrod Batchelor (boy) he has only has a career in chatline adverts & crappo porn vids to look forward to. Look out for him at a gay resort near you soon!!

STOP THE PRESS!!

Mr Gay UK has a site!! You can win a date, or pay for a signed photo WOW!!

[Rubbish TV on: The Salon - Channel 4 ]

When rubbish gay things go bad II

From : Tony
Date : 04 October 2003 18:14
To: game.one@virgin.net
Subject: Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish

Gaydar was always rubbish but the new look is rubbish beyond belief, especially those dogs they've got to model for the main page.

Tony

Dear Tony, would that rubbish gays were allowed on to Gaydar anymore. After the last part of the 'bunting war', rubbish gays was banned. For what? 'Theft of intelectual copyright'. Seriously. The new log-in screen changes to a different set of unappealing hounds on every vist. Damn, we must get back in!!

[Rubbish DVD on:8 Mile ]

Shiver my fucking timbers

Rubbish gays doesn't seem to see many new films. So you can imagine how balls were bursting when a dodgy mate comes over with 'Pirates of the Carribean'. Johnny Depp is well fit, it's been official for years. However in the pirate/eyeliner, the fitness was lost. Enter Orlando Blooming fit. After a day of masterbating over a shaky VHS copy, a non-dodgy mate dropped off 'Lord of the rings 2:the revenge', much cleaner he was, the Bloom boy that is. I would do him and the merry whatstheirnames, and Frodo, even though we know that sex between men of contrasting heights never works, at best it just looks wrong. There is also the feet, never sure about the link between feet & penis size. Rubbish gays has learned to watch for dimples & big noses for a big knob potential.

[Rubbish TV on: Born to win - BBC1 ]

...It's only the beginning of a new world

...It's only the beginning of a new world

Rubbish gays has been cleaning out his closet and come across old 7"s (gaydar 9"s). 'Which one of us is NOT gay?' this cover seems to shout. As we all knew then Mark & Robbie were doing each other, Barlow was straight and the other two were probably at it. Many years on it seems that none of them were/are gay, but I say Once you've tasted cock...

BTW Apart from plain jane Barlow are any of them married, kids??

[Rubbish music on: four minute warning - mark owen ]

When you go, will you send back...

From: areader@somewhere.com
Date: 30 September 2003 18:14
To: rubbishgays@lycos.co.uk
Subject: 'straight acting'

Self hating queers should just ferk off! If you want to act like you want muff when you really want cock you a just a twisted little bunch of wierdos.

"Oh, I'm gay, but I can't possibly let mummy and daddy find out!'

And why do 'straight acting' types always look so gay?

Made the mistake of going out with one of these types, never again

(Me? In a bad mood?).

[Rubbish music on: Rent - Pet Shop Boys ]

Hate me, but don't hate the site...

From: Ryan Woods (nikeryan@hotmail.com)
Date: 30 September 2003 00:21
To: game.one1@virgin.net
Subject: If something is rubbish

If something is rubbish, tell you.
Well your site is SHIT, it STINKS and so do you.

Ryan

Thanks for your wise words Ryan. Now lets have a look at your gaydar profile to see if anything else smells. 'I`m straight acting and not interested in anybody who isn`t also.'

. Funny that, with the amount of false tan on your face and that capped sleeved top, you have failed the first test of so-called 'straight acting'. Your second failure Ryan is your use of the term 'acting', yes I'm sure it's all an act. Remember there is nothing straight about liking men or cocks. Thirdly this site does not stink, in fact you stink maybe your foreskin is too tight who can say?

Wow!!

It's almost jumping off the page (screen).