When Flags Attack!!

Calm down dear, it's only a commercial.



I can almost see him now, tears rolling down his face, fag ash all over the keyboard & an empty box of wine.

[Rubbish music on: I Don't Know what You Want But I Can't Give It Anymore - Pet Shop Boys ]

Interview Game II

The Rules
1. Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3. You'll update your website with my five questions, and your five answers.
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

Here are five from Truman

1. If you were a show pony, who would be your jockey?
Jockey Wilson, maybe Jack from Will & Grace, he looks light enough.

2. Who is the reigning queen of pop?
Well Madonna doesn't make pop music anymore, obviously then its Kylie.

3. Where is your 'happy place'?
In a K-hole with the Human League on.

4. Polo Smoothies or Campinos?
Er Campinos, even though I know they are a girls sweet.

5. Name your 5 desert island items?
Time-machine, Sky One, Rizlas, Alistair Appleton & a fairly large cock.

Send me a mail if you want in on this (agreed) sad game.

Junk Mail

What a good idea. Here she is randi_michelle:

[Rubbish TV on: Snorting coke with the BBC - Channel 4 ]

Words from the canal...

"She's got something stuck up her twenty-four seven!!!!!!"

[Rubbish stuff straight girls were shouting at each other on: Saturday Night 23:47, Canal Street, Manchester ]

Trilogy of terror!!


Europride has come and gone. The barriers are down, hence this warning. Beware the 'Hen party', yes the girls WILL be back. Since Manchesters famous Canal Street was brought to public attention the straight girls want in on the action. Watch out for this slow moving drunken pack, the 'bride-to-be' is easiest to spot, she will be wearing humorous 'L' plates. I saw one a few weeks ago wearing a hat made out of balloons that looked like a cock. A twatty cock.
Do NOT approach, dance or stand near these women unless you want to hear "I love the village me", "I love gay men me", "I am a sad old fishwife me", etc. Instead laugh as they are refused entry to the clubs, smirk as one gets wobbly trying to navigate cobbles in high-heels and finally sneer as one of them throws up in the canal.

[Rubbish music on: What Is The Problem? - Graffiti ]

Catch A Star...

Swiped without shame from the mighty Popjustice.

As if by magic...

From the mighty Popjustice to Low Culture, to here in only 3 degrees of masterbation.