Friday, August 22, 2003

This is Phil talking...

..and I can put you back there too!!

He wants to tell you what he found to be true.
Something even Cher would have difficulty believing

Follow the bear!!
This is a genuine gaydar profile picture, I kid you not. While browsing the new members I can across this gem. The devil has a name and it be Furrie:

What I'm looking for

guys from the uk into fursuit action, mascots, cartoon characters, get intouch, and genuine guyz only please

Spunk-a-Lot bear, My Little Boner, Teddy Fuckspin, the list goes on...

Thursday, August 21, 2003

In a book shop near you

Heaven help us!!
I'm not sure if this book is purest evil but it hurts my eyes to see the cover. Meanwhile in Los Angeles (LA), this gay wedding thing is a big deal. A gay wedding expo
!! As the PSB's said 'It couldn't happen here', or could it? Imagine G-mex full of wet blanket gays & lesbian ministers touting for buisness....

NOTE: RUBBISH GAYS SUPPORTS RECOGNITION OF SAME SEX PARTNERSHIPS, BUT NOT IN THIS TACKY MANNER
[Rubbish TV on : Masters & Servants - Channel 4 ]
What not to wear
NaffNaff!!

Europride Tips!! By all means go to Topman, but avoid these items. Lady Print Vest. 'Vest top with lady print' . This is so rubbish it's not even gay. Topman like a poor mans Trinny & Susannah, say 'wear with' the above bleach patch pocket flare. I say 'avoid' then I say 'get my gun!!.
Welcome to Manchester

As a local I am maybe not as excited as I should be. Yes Europride is here, Mardi Gra, Manfest, Village Charity Weekend, as it was formerly known. I went into the city today, but didn't even have a shave, how rubbish. Many of the new gay arrivals were putting me to shame. However with the uniform these gays are very easy to spot:

1-'Salon' cut hair (Like Limahl)

2-'Healthy' tan (Again, like Limahl)

3-Small rucksack

4-Dressed for a Saturday night but on a Thursday afternoon


Maybe tommorrow I will make the effort, wear my gayest top and head to Piccadilly station. "Welcome gays!!".

PS The Europride theme this year is fruit. I imagine there will be an over use of bananas in Saturdays parade, gums around plumbs, etc.

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

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