What not to wear


Europride Tips!! By all means go to Topman, but avoid these items. Lady Print Vest. 'Vest top with lady print' . This is so rubbish it's not even gay. Topman like a poor mans Trinny & Susannah, say 'wear with' the above bleach patch pocket flare. I say 'avoid' then I say 'get my gun!!.

Welcome to Manchester

As a local I am maybe not as excited as I should be. Yes Europride is here, Mardi Gra, Manfest, Village Charity Weekend, as it was formerly known. I went into the city today, but didn't even have a shave, how rubbish. Many of the new gay arrivals were putting me to shame. However with the uniform these gays are very easy to spot:

1-'Salon' cut hair (Like Limahl)

2-'Healthy' tan (Again, like Limahl)

3-Small rucksack

4-Dressed for a Saturday night but on a Thursday afternoon

Maybe tommorrow I will make the effort, wear my gayest top and head to Piccadilly station. "Welcome gays!!".

PS The Europride theme this year is fruit. I imagine there will be an over use of bananas in Saturdays parade, gums around plumbs, etc.

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This site with all these great looking men MUST be gay. Evidence for it's gayness is pictured above.

Jonty Has A Love Rival



Poor ginger Jonty has been ousted from Cash in the Attic and replaced with Spandau Ballet type Paul Hayes. I feel Paul and Alistair are much better suited. Paul is never afraid to touch Alistair, I like that.

[Rubbish TV on: Diagnosis Murder - BBC1 ]

Interview Game

The Rules
1. Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3. You'll update your website with my five questions, and your five answers.
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

Here are my questions from the gay Zbornak
.

1. Who is the rubbishist celebrity gay? Why?


David Furnish of course. He always has the same strange fixed grin on his face.

2. C&C Music factory and Freedom Williams sung about things that made people go “hmmmm”, what makes you go “hmmmm”?

So-called straight-acting gay lads. Tank tops, 3/4 length pants & those trainer slippers.

3. What is the rubbishist gay moment?

Dale's Wedding, followed by Brian & Josh's forced 'romantic' dinner on Big Brother 2.

4. Betty Boo wants to fix you up on a blind date! What qualities do you hope he possesses?

A large wallet/packet, a drug habit & hardwood floors. Maybe she knows Jason Donovan?

5. Have you yourself been guilty of being a rubbish gay at one point? If so, how?

I am by my very nature rubbish, I was worse when 18. After a REALLY rubbish one-night stand I stole his aftershave & a Lily Savage video before I left his flat.

If you are well up for 5 questions, gay, straight, bi or bender mail me!!

A Trilogy of Shite



Why do Disney have to spoil everything. I was right there with them up until Aladdin, but no further. They squeeze every last drop out of anything good. I mean Cinderella 2 for fucks sake, she was supposed to live happily ever after, whoops maybe not. Straight-to-video with them all!! Don't even get me started on The Jungle Book Poo... Everyone knows the only sequel that was any good was The Rescuers Down Under. Why bother?