Trilogy of boners



This site with all these great looking men MUST be gay. Evidence for it's gayness is pictured above.

Jonty Has A Love Rival



Poor ginger Jonty has been ousted from Cash in the Attic and replaced with Spandau Ballet type Paul Hayes. I feel Paul and Alistair are much better suited. Paul is never afraid to touch Alistair, I like that.

[Rubbish TV on: Diagnosis Murder - BBC1 ]

Interview Game

The Rules
1. Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3. You'll update your website with my five questions, and your five answers.
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

Here are my questions from the gay Zbornak
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1. Who is the rubbishist celebrity gay? Why?


David Furnish of course. He always has the same strange fixed grin on his face.

2. C&C Music factory and Freedom Williams sung about things that made people go “hmmmm”, what makes you go “hmmmm”?

So-called straight-acting gay lads. Tank tops, 3/4 length pants & those trainer slippers.

3. What is the rubbishist gay moment?

Dale's Wedding, followed by Brian & Josh's forced 'romantic' dinner on Big Brother 2.

4. Betty Boo wants to fix you up on a blind date! What qualities do you hope he possesses?

A large wallet/packet, a drug habit & hardwood floors. Maybe she knows Jason Donovan?

5. Have you yourself been guilty of being a rubbish gay at one point? If so, how?

I am by my very nature rubbish, I was worse when 18. After a REALLY rubbish one-night stand I stole his aftershave & a Lily Savage video before I left his flat.

If you are well up for 5 questions, gay, straight, bi or bender mail me!!

A Trilogy of Shite



Why do Disney have to spoil everything. I was right there with them up until Aladdin, but no further. They squeeze every last drop out of anything good. I mean Cinderella 2 for fucks sake, she was supposed to live happily ever after, whoops maybe not. Straight-to-video with them all!! Don't even get me started on The Jungle Book Poo... Everyone knows the only sequel that was any good was The Rescuers Down Under. Why bother?

A readers E-mail

My first negative corespondent

From the moment i visited this website to the moment i left it i was
convulsed with laughter.

Someday i intend to read it. (I sense if Rubbish Gays isn't read it won't work properly)

Seriously - this is one of the saddest sites i've ever had the misfortune to
visit. Where to begin?

The inaccurate and misplaced references?
The peurile and offensive (not just to the intellect) 'jokes'?
The lack of respect for people's feelings and privacy?
The gay stereotyping

It's 2003 Steve MOVE ON.


Movin' on was for Bananarama, and most recently Steps. It didn't work for them, and doesn't for me. Thank you for your comments, and by the way it's spelt 'puerile'.

Love on a mountaintop!!


In between I assume drinking love from a fountain, and going out with her toyboy, Sinitta has found time to link to me. Well done girl, or rather thanks Lowculture. It's better than Rubbish Gays, but not as good as Popjustice, we all know our place.

FRANKIE SAY WAR!!
This man is Saint Holly Scouser-Johnson. I have been downloading some old Frankie Goes To Hollywood stuff, and it still sounds proper good. Two Tribes with all the air attack warnings, whoah thats still some shit. Holly is still very much working, hes an artist now, but aren't we all. His website is pretty good though. Even some mp3 to download. However for full Frankie at its perv best FGTH: The Warriors return is fucking ace, loads of clips. It's so fucking well designed. Makes Rubbish Gays look, well rubbish.

Holly Johnston I salute you!! (Now I hide myself as commanded!)

[Rubbish music on: Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Two Tribes (Extended Mix) -9:06]