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My first negative corespondent

From the moment i visited this website to the moment i left it i was
convulsed with laughter.

Someday i intend to read it. (I sense if Rubbish Gays isn't read it won't work properly)

Seriously - this is one of the saddest sites i've ever had the misfortune to
visit. Where to begin?

The inaccurate and misplaced references?
The peurile and offensive (not just to the intellect) 'jokes'?
The lack of respect for people's feelings and privacy?
The gay stereotyping

It's 2003 Steve MOVE ON.


Movin' on was for Bananarama, and most recently Steps. It didn't work for them, and doesn't for me. Thank you for your comments, and by the way it's spelt 'puerile'.

Love on a mountaintop!!


In between I assume drinking love from a fountain, and going out with her toyboy, Sinitta has found time to link to me. Well done girl, or rather thanks Lowculture. It's better than Rubbish Gays, but not as good as Popjustice, we all know our place.

FRANKIE SAY WAR!!
This man is Saint Holly Scouser-Johnson. I have been downloading some old Frankie Goes To Hollywood stuff, and it still sounds proper good. Two Tribes with all the air attack warnings, whoah thats still some shit. Holly is still very much working, hes an artist now, but aren't we all. His website is pretty good though. Even some mp3 to download. However for full Frankie at its perv best FGTH: The Warriors return is fucking ace, loads of clips. It's so fucking well designed. Makes Rubbish Gays look, well rubbish.

Holly Johnston I salute you!! (Now I hide myself as commanded!)

[Rubbish music on: Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Two Tribes (Extended Mix) -9:06]

My work is never done

Just when I thought it was safe to open Gaydar Assistant.... Yes ANOTHER flag attack. Remember Alan, we met him in the post below, seems he some unfinished buisness with me.



I love how he thinks I fancy him.

Flag attack!!


After yet another chatroom outburst I have now to introduce you to this man, he may smell of gin but his names Alan. This is what Alan had to say:

putoutmoreflags> there seems to be a phalanx of regulars who think
nothing of spending the whole day on here spouting crap..I left home
at 5.30..it's now 12.00pm just gone..and the same people....are still
here...the conversation doesn't seem to have changed....I now fully
expect comments like "fuck off" or "get a life"...etc...these will be
treated with the respect they deserve :-)

Guess what flags? Fuck off and get a life.

Vile things chatting

Introduction to Bigram. Desperate and from Yorkshire. What follows are a small selection of his best 'lines':


bigram> any PROSTATE TICKLERS want my CUTE TIGHT ASS
tonight - can accom??

bigram> any COUPLES wanna FUCK SANDWICH - you deliver??

bigram> any HUNG BLACK GUYS want a CUTE TIGHT ASS -pvt me?

bigram> any TOPS wanna CUTE TIGHT ASS to PLUNGE into -can
accom?

If you do want a fuck sandwich or to tickle him, find him in the Manchester & Yorkshire rooms. However I cannot guarantee the ass will be tight, or indeed cute.

Shocking Spelling

Meet Mancs003. Before you click I warn you there is a penis on display!! He likes 'will & crace', his favorite actress is 'julie roberts' and his favorite holiday destination is 'australier eneywere hot'. This is what he's looking for:

honniest guy for m8s or if mr rights out there that would be a pluss some one whoes easey going honniest and looking for m8s or mr right send me a message i dont byte



Its like a gay version of the Helen Keller story.