Just when I thought it was safe to open Gaydar Assistant.... Yes ANOTHER flag attack. Remember Alan, we met him in the post below, seems he some unfinished buisness with me.
I love how he thinks I fancy him.
Saturday, August 16, 2003
Flag attack!!
After yet another chatroom outburst I have now to introduce you to this man, he may smell of gin but his names Alan. This is what Alan had to say:
putoutmoreflags> there seems to be a phalanx of regulars who think
nothing of spending the whole day on here spouting crap..I left home
at 5.30..it's now 12.00pm just gone..and the same people....are still
here...the conversation doesn't seem to have changed....I now fully
expect comments like "fuck off" or "get a life"...etc...these will be
treated with the respect they deserve :-)
Guess what flags? Fuck off and get a life.
After yet another chatroom outburst I have now to introduce you to this man, he may smell of gin but his names Alan. This is what Alan had to say:
putoutmoreflags> there seems to be a phalanx of regulars who think
nothing of spending the whole day on here spouting crap..I left home
at 5.30..it's now 12.00pm just gone..and the same people....are still
here...the conversation doesn't seem to have changed....I now fully
expect comments like "fuck off" or "get a life"...etc...these will be
treated with the respect they deserve :-)
Guess what flags? Fuck off and get a life.
Friday, August 15, 2003
Vile things chatting
Introduction to Bigram. Desperate and from Yorkshire. What follows are a small selection of his best 'lines':
bigram> any PROSTATE TICKLERS want my CUTE TIGHT ASS
tonight - can accom??
bigram> any COUPLES wanna FUCK SANDWICH - you deliver??
bigram> any HUNG BLACK GUYS want a CUTE TIGHT ASS -pvt me?
bigram> any TOPS wanna CUTE TIGHT ASS to PLUNGE into -can
accom?
If you do want a fuck sandwich or to tickle him, find him in the Manchester & Yorkshire rooms. However I cannot guarantee the ass will be tight, or indeed cute.
Introduction to Bigram. Desperate and from Yorkshire. What follows are a small selection of his best 'lines':
bigram> any PROSTATE TICKLERS want my CUTE TIGHT ASS
tonight - can accom??
bigram> any COUPLES wanna FUCK SANDWICH - you deliver??
bigram> any HUNG BLACK GUYS want a CUTE TIGHT ASS -pvt me?
bigram> any TOPS wanna CUTE TIGHT ASS to PLUNGE into -can
accom?
If you do want a fuck sandwich or to tickle him, find him in the Manchester & Yorkshire rooms. However I cannot guarantee the ass will be tight, or indeed cute.
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
Shocking Spelling
Meet Mancs003. Before you click I warn you there is a penis on display!! He likes 'will & crace', his favorite actress is 'julie roberts' and his favorite holiday destination is 'australier eneywere hot'. This is what he's looking for:
honniest guy for m8s or if mr rights out there that would be a pluss some one whoes easey going honniest and looking for m8s or mr right send me a message i dont byte
Its like a gay version of the Helen Keller story.
Meet Mancs003. Before you click I warn you there is a penis on display!! He likes 'will & crace', his favorite actress is 'julie roberts' and his favorite holiday destination is 'australier eneywere hot'. This is what he's looking for:
honniest guy for m8s or if mr rights out there that would be a pluss some one whoes easey going honniest and looking for m8s or mr right send me a message i dont byte
Its like a gay version of the Helen Keller story.
Monday, August 11, 2003
Proof that machines will never take over
Having taken a particually well designed Are you gay quiz, it appears I am straight. Not just straight but 'we are 95.70% confident with our answer' . Think again. I am in fact gay, and this test is in fact rubbish.
Having taken a particually well designed Are you gay quiz, it appears I am straight. Not just straight but 'we are 95.70% confident with our answer' . Think again. I am in fact gay, and this test is in fact rubbish.
Defend my girlfriends!!
Rather amusing as this petition is, the tard behind it seems to be taking it seriously. This a petition it seems NOT to ban t.A.T.u., were they banned did I miss something? Anyway on with the finer points of this document:
To: Richard and Judy (yes they are going all the way to the top!)
"We, the undersigned......
celebrate the freedom, wherever it exists, of teenage girls to kiss and touch each other affectionately in public; (has this also been banned?)
(snip)
applaud them for sending positive, life-enhancing messages which affirm the
legitimacy of gay youth; (stay in school kids)
(snip)
are sick and tired of paedophile hysteria, which has now surpassed itself and gone completely stark raving bonkers." (bonkers? Are you sure this is an official document?)
The only message I want from my girlfriends is how miserable it is to be Russian, and how happy they are to be (pretend) lesbians.
Rather amusing as this petition is, the tard behind it seems to be taking it seriously. This a petition it seems NOT to ban t.A.T.u., were they banned did I miss something? Anyway on with the finer points of this document:
To: Richard and Judy (yes they are going all the way to the top!)
"We, the undersigned......
celebrate the freedom, wherever it exists, of teenage girls to kiss and touch each other affectionately in public; (has this also been banned?)
(snip)
applaud them for sending positive, life-enhancing messages which affirm the
legitimacy of gay youth; (stay in school kids)
(snip)
are sick and tired of paedophile hysteria, which has now surpassed itself and gone completely stark raving bonkers." (bonkers? Are you sure this is an official document?)
The only message I want from my girlfriends is how miserable it is to be Russian, and how happy they are to be (pretend) lesbians.
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