Monday, August 11, 2003

Proof that machines will never take over

Having taken a particually well designed Are you gay quiz, it appears I am straight. Not just straight but 'we are 95.70% confident with our answer' . Think again. I am in fact gay, and this test is in fact rubbish.
Defend my girlfriends!!

Rather amusing as this petition is, the tard behind it seems to be taking it seriously. This a petition it seems NOT to ban t.A.T.u., were they banned did I miss something? Anyway on with the finer points of this document:

To: Richard and Judy (yes they are going all the way to the top!)

"We, the undersigned......

celebrate the freedom, wherever it exists, of teenage girls to kiss and touch each other affectionately in public; (has this also been banned?)

(snip)

applaud them for sending positive, life-enhancing messages which affirm the
legitimacy of gay youth;
(stay in school kids)

(snip)

are sick and tired of paedophile hysteria, which has now surpassed itself and gone completely stark raving bonkers." (bonkers? Are you sure this is an official document?)

The only message I want from my girlfriends is how miserable it is to be Russian, and how happy they are to be (pretend) lesbians.

Saturday, August 09, 2003

Local Shop turns gay!!

I have just been to the off-licence and queued behind 3 gays, 2 of which were quite rubbish. The queenier of the two had a large spot on the back of his ear. I didn't say anything.

[Rubbish TV on: Ed TV-Channel 4 ]
Bin it!!
sin bin

I'm not sure if our non UK readers will be able to order this rubbish looking bin for their gay rubbish, (In the US they call it trash, but don't get me started). Available in abortion bucket red, and all colours (color??) of the speculum.

Is Wonder Woman gay?
Tell the truth Wonder Woman!!

'Paradise Island? Or Isle of Lesbos?.' Hmmm seems the jury is still out on this one. I prefer not to dwell, I would baulk if I thought she had pubic hair.
Side-saddle fashion

Meet Bmeer. No pictures, not much information only this gem:

'I am looking for a male companion who would like to use my pillion seat.'

[Rubbish Televison on: SM:TV-ITV1 ]

Thursday, August 07, 2003

Fake Gaydar profile??


Some disturbing news recieved via e-mail from a Rubbish Reader.

exposed!!

A Gaydar virgin, well I never, and never will with these soup-cans on my head.