Local Shop turns gay!!

I have just been to the off-licence and queued behind 3 gays, 2 of which were quite rubbish. The queenier of the two had a large spot on the back of his ear. I didn't say anything.

[Rubbish TV on: Ed TV-Channel 4 ]

Bin it!!


I'm not sure if our non UK readers will be able to order this rubbish looking bin for their gay rubbish, (In the US they call it trash, but don't get me started). Available in abortion bucket red, and all colours (color??) of the speculum.

Is Wonder Woman gay?


'Paradise Island? Or Isle of Lesbos?.' Hmmm seems the jury is still out on this one. I prefer not to dwell, I would baulk if I thought she had pubic hair.

Side-saddle fashion

Meet Bmeer. No pictures, not much information only this gem:

'I am looking for a male companion who would like to use my pillion seat.'

[Rubbish Televison on: SM:TV-ITV1 ]

Fake Gaydar profile??


Some disturbing news recieved via e-mail from a Rubbish Reader.



A Gaydar virgin, well I never, and never will with these soup-cans on my head.

Stop the press!! How gay is your dog?


A rainbow dog bandana, a great idea for both you and your dog to get knocked out by a scally with a pitt-bull. I can almost hear the poor mutts cries 'kill me now...'

The gayest accesories in the world...possibly!!


You will look the Belle of the Mardi Grai in this fabric rainbow belt with metal buckle, or maybe you will look like a bell-end. However the rainbow boa really takes the biscuit. Homo-fashion is odd, but every Brian Dowliing isn't gay enough to carry off this double-bow!!