Bin it!!


I'm not sure if our non UK readers will be able to order this rubbish looking bin for their gay rubbish, (In the US they call it trash, but don't get me started). Available in abortion bucket red, and all colours (color??) of the speculum.

Is Wonder Woman gay?


'Paradise Island? Or Isle of Lesbos?.' Hmmm seems the jury is still out on this one. I prefer not to dwell, I would baulk if I thought she had pubic hair.

Side-saddle fashion

Meet Bmeer. No pictures, not much information only this gem:

'I am looking for a male companion who would like to use my pillion seat.'

[Rubbish Televison on: SM:TV-ITV1 ]

Fake Gaydar profile??


Some disturbing news recieved via e-mail from a Rubbish Reader.



A Gaydar virgin, well I never, and never will with these soup-cans on my head.

Stop the press!! How gay is your dog?


A rainbow dog bandana, a great idea for both you and your dog to get knocked out by a scally with a pitt-bull. I can almost hear the poor mutts cries 'kill me now...'

The gayest accesories in the world...possibly!!


You will look the Belle of the Mardi Grai in this fabric rainbow belt with metal buckle, or maybe you will look like a bell-end. However the rainbow boa really takes the biscuit. Homo-fashion is odd, but every Brian Dowliing isn't gay enough to carry off this double-bow!!

‘There is 100% no such thing as a totally passive gay guy’

How true you are!! A few home truths in this Boyz 'article'.

? Performance anxiety, hang-ups about size, condoms or technique are behind the majority of guys claiming to be ‘passive’; others are just lazy.

? Issues of masculinity, control and pain put others off taking one up the bum, and so they adopt the ‘active’ label.

? People often claim to be ‘versatile’ just to try and get more shags, but it means you're happy in both roles; not that you'll do it only if you absolutely have to.


Plenty of tips here to top a bottom and vice-versa, don't get caught out again!!