Stop the press!! How gay is your dog?


A rainbow dog bandana, a great idea for both you and your dog to get knocked out by a scally with a pitt-bull. I can almost hear the poor mutts cries 'kill me now...'

The gayest accesories in the world...possibly!!


You will look the Belle of the Mardi Grai in this fabric rainbow belt with metal buckle, or maybe you will look like a bell-end. However the rainbow boa really takes the biscuit. Homo-fashion is odd, but every Brian Dowliing isn't gay enough to carry off this double-bow!!

‘There is 100% no such thing as a totally passive gay guy’

How true you are!! A few home truths in this Boyz 'article'.

? Performance anxiety, hang-ups about size, condoms or technique are behind the majority of guys claiming to be ‘passive’; others are just lazy.

? Issues of masculinity, control and pain put others off taking one up the bum, and so they adopt the ‘active’ label.

? People often claim to be ‘versatile’ just to try and get more shags, but it means you're happy in both roles; not that you'll do it only if you absolutely have to.


Plenty of tips here to top a bottom and vice-versa, don't get caught out again!!

A readers choice find!!

Not rubbish, in fact ace. Please see weekender's profile
for how it's meant to be done. An except follows.

Send me your cock pics NOW, that`s pics of YOU, not of you fucking someone else, or getting fucked. If we`re gonna do the deed do you think I wanna see you doing it with some fucker else?

Spunk in my attic!!


The only thing I have learned is most casual visitors are directed to the rubbish not by the smell, but are refered here by typing in 'Alistair Appleton' on Google or the like. To that end, here is Alistair and his bum-chum Jonty.

Flag attack!!


Again Alan you miss the point of a 'public' chat-room. What makes this poor online message even more petty, is the fact that he has already blocked me. So must have un and reblocked me for this outbust. I also like the fact he tells me his name. Makes it more personal.

Sorry
This person has blocked
you from sending messages to them.

The voice of reason

Outbust on Gaydar Chat!!

evaperon>

LET ME TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING! You are all sad,
shallow PRICKS in my opinion! There you are, sat on Gaydar, going to
Essential....don't you realise?!?! THERE IS MORE TO LIFE!!! Obviously
you have never been graced by Iceland, Norway or Aruba. I suggest you
take a good long look in the mirror, and think "Eauk! I'm so old! I've
wasted my life doing pointless things like clubbing!". THAT is why I have
no respect for British gay guys. Icelandic gay guys on the other hand are
mature, articulate and clever, with good futures ahead of them! In fact, I
respect all but one of the Icelandic gays (before you start ranting, Yes I
do know them all!) and I respect ONLY one British gay. Now what does
that tell you?! As for me, I'm leaving this godforesaken land in a very
short period of time, but the sad thing is, should I ever return...nothing will
have changed! In short, GET LIVES! Sorry, but someone has to say it,
not that you dolts will take ANY of that on board!

Hmmm, this coming from the self-styled 'gay Eva Peron'. Of course there is more to life than Essential, why theres Legends on Saturday and Cruz on a Monday. The big question is...have YOU ever been graced by Aruba??