Wednesday, August 06, 2003

A readers choice find!!

Not rubbish, in fact ace. Please see weekender's profile
for how it's meant to be done. An except follows.

Send me your cock pics NOW, that`s pics of YOU, not of you fucking someone else, or getting fucked. If we`re gonna do the deed do you think I wanna see you doing it with some fucker else?
Spunk in my attic!!
alistair appleton, woof woof!!jonty

The only thing I have learned is most casual visitors are directed to the rubbish not by the smell, but are refered here by typing in 'Alistair Appleton' on Google or the like. To that end, here is Alistair and his bum-chum Jonty.

Sunday, August 03, 2003

Flag attack!!
flag attack

Again Alan you miss the point of a 'public' chat-room. What makes this poor online message even more petty, is the fact that he has already blocked me. So must have un and reblocked me for this outbust. I also like the fact he tells me his name. Makes it more personal.

Sorry
This person has blocked
you from sending messages to them.


The voice of reason

Outbust on Gaydar Chat!!

evaperon>
LET ME TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING! You are all sad,
shallow PRICKS in my opinion! There you are, sat on Gaydar, going to
Essential....don't you realise?!?! THERE IS MORE TO LIFE!!! Obviously
you have never been graced by Iceland, Norway or Aruba. I suggest you
take a good long look in the mirror, and think "Eauk! I'm so old! I've
wasted my life doing pointless things like clubbing!". THAT is why I have
no respect for British gay guys. Icelandic gay guys on the other hand are
mature, articulate and clever, with good futures ahead of them! In fact, I
respect all but one of the Icelandic gays (before you start ranting, Yes I
do know them all!) and I respect ONLY one British gay. Now what does
that tell you?! As for me, I'm leaving this godforesaken land in a very
short period of time, but the sad thing is, should I ever return...nothing will
have changed! In short, GET LIVES! Sorry, but someone has to say it,
not that you dolts will take ANY of that on board!

Hmmm, this coming from the self-styled 'gay Eva Peron'. Of course there is more to life than Essential, why theres Legends on Saturday and Cruz on a Monday. The big question is...have YOU ever been graced by Aruba??
Hold that channel!!
nathan tracy beaker

For the past few months as a daytime TV viewer I have woefully ignored 'The story of Tracy Beaker' on CBBC, until I saw this fit bit. The goes by the name of Nathan (gay name, but no sexual themes). If only all kids TV was this good.

Saturday, August 02, 2003

I present...The Gay League of America!!


For the second time a rubbish reader has pointed out this programme from the USA. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I read the write-up and cringe, 'They are the Fab Five: an elite team of gay men dedicated to extolling the simple virtues of style, taste and class.' What's worse is I find myself hoping this show comes to our shores soon (even though they all look ugly). However also on Bravo Tv is a kind of gay 'batchelor', Boy meets Boy (real classy name). A slightly chubby looking rubbish gay has 15 suitors, but not all of them are gay, hilarity is sure to follow. Seems gay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.

Friday, August 01, 2003

Leslie Still Faces Charges

'Presenter' John Leslie still faces charges over his crimes against fashion. It's thought his defence will be supported by fellow fashion user Matthew Kelly.