Hold that channel!!


For the past few months as a daytime TV viewer I have woefully ignored 'The story of Tracy Beaker' on CBBC, until I saw this fit bit. The goes by the name of Nathan (gay name, but no sexual themes). If only all kids TV was this good.

I present...The Gay League of America!!


For the second time a rubbish reader has pointed out this programme from the USA. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I read the write-up and cringe, 'They are the Fab Five: an elite team of gay men dedicated to extolling the simple virtues of style, taste and class.' What's worse is I find myself hoping this show comes to our shores soon (even though they all look ugly). However also on Bravo Tv is a kind of gay 'batchelor', Boy meets Boy (real classy name). A slightly chubby looking rubbish gay has 15 suitors, but not all of them are gay, hilarity is sure to follow. Seems gay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.

Leslie Still Faces Charges

'Presenter' John Leslie still faces charges over his crimes against fashion. It's thought his defence will be supported by fellow fashion user Matthew Kelly.

A rubbish attack

game_on> hello der
gayguysyorks> so what we playing game_on (how amusing)
gayguysyorks>love firstimers (like me you mean, don't be fooled by the hits that I got)
game_on> choose your own adventure (a wise choice)
game_on> roll dice for luck
gayguysyorks> scored a double six lol (obviously has never played a Fighting Fantasy gamebook)
game_on> unlucky, your quest ends here...
nuffrespec> :-)
total_bastard> l
total_bastard> lol game (the crowd like it)
game_on> how about I play running rings round you (I wonder if he's realized I've been here before?)
sibradford> hi guys
gayguysyorks> hi si (hmmm more interested in simon now, I don't approve)

[Tue Jul 30 23:39:42 GMT 2003] Disconnected. Close VolanoChat and
restart.

My Rubbish Haiku

Based on a tale Joe told me.

Spring breeze cools the air
sucking gently drawing in
hold on tight now breathe.

I think I have followed all the rules correctly. My freind Joe was obviously smoking crack.

Having spent the best part of last night arguing on line with a 15 year old, my eyes are killing me. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible. Full transcripts will of course be made available.

I can imagine the crasher 'kids' running to get these. Anyone who wears flurecent clothing items while out should take a good look at these. Yes they are excatly like your shite, only cheaper. Remember glow-in-the-dark stuff is for 8 year olds, and get that lolly out of your mouth.