Leslie Still Faces Charges

'Presenter' John Leslie still faces charges over his crimes against fashion. It's thought his defence will be supported by fellow fashion user Matthew Kelly.

A rubbish attack

game_on> hello der
gayguysyorks> so what we playing game_on (how amusing)
gayguysyorks>love firstimers (like me you mean, don't be fooled by the hits that I got)
game_on> choose your own adventure (a wise choice)
game_on> roll dice for luck
gayguysyorks> scored a double six lol (obviously has never played a Fighting Fantasy gamebook)
game_on> unlucky, your quest ends here...
nuffrespec> :-)
total_bastard> l
total_bastard> lol game (the crowd like it)
game_on> how about I play running rings round you (I wonder if he's realized I've been here before?)
sibradford> hi guys
gayguysyorks> hi si (hmmm more interested in simon now, I don't approve)

[Tue Jul 30 23:39:42 GMT 2003] Disconnected. Close VolanoChat and
restart.

My Rubbish Haiku

Based on a tale Joe told me.

Spring breeze cools the air
sucking gently drawing in
hold on tight now breathe.

I think I have followed all the rules correctly. My freind Joe was obviously smoking crack.

Having spent the best part of last night arguing on line with a 15 year old, my eyes are killing me. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible. Full transcripts will of course be made available.

I can imagine the crasher 'kids' running to get these. Anyone who wears flurecent clothing items while out should take a good look at these. Yes they are excatly like your shite, only cheaper. Remember glow-in-the-dark stuff is for 8 year olds, and get that lolly out of your mouth.

Lowculture I Bow

Thank you Lowculture. It's a less travelled path we take.

Gay and rubbish, meet David Gest

Looking like he's just a spine injury short of being Christopher Reeve, the Gest has pushed Liza over the edge. We all know that Shirley Maclaine is the only old woman who can do high-kicks. After a successfully but brief run they are no longer. Just like poor old Lady Di, with the botox there were three of them in that marriage. A few months ago, they cancelled plans for a wedding anniversary party for 1,200 guests in Times Square, citing, get this, ' the war with Iraq' (and Minnelli entering rehab). The war is over, but the custody battle for their uber-gay pets can now begin.