Sunday, July 27, 2003

Lowculture I Bow

lowculture

Thank you Lowculture. It's a less travelled path we take.
Gay and rubbish, meet David Gest

Looking like he's just a spine injury short of being Christopher Reeve, the Gest has pushed Liza over the edge. We all know that Shirley Maclaine is the only old woman who can do high-kicks. After a successfully but brief run they are no longer. Just like poor old Lady Di, with the botox there were three of them in that marriage. A few months ago, they cancelled plans for a wedding anniversary party for 1,200 guests in Times Square, citing, get this, ' the war with Iraq' (and Minnelli entering rehab). The war is over, but the custody battle for their uber-gay pets can now begin.

Saturday, July 26, 2003

tykeboii> am off mi ed on coke n i wish u wos ere wi ur camera abusin
the shit out a me m8 (Here we go)
> I would start with a spelling lesson
tykeboii> k m8............... (He doesn't close the window, I make my move)
> see through you (Maybe he likes the Stereo MCs)
> I see through you
> you're twisting my melon man (Surely he likes the Mondays...)
[Sat Jul 26 23:21:48 GMT 2003] tykeboii left private chat. (Hmm seems not)


matt baker

I'm sure Blue Peter is showing repeats, never mind it was a great chance to catch up with Matt Baker. I had an E-mail from a rubbish gay who also pervs on Matt (thanks Alexander), I hope he was watching. Matt in short shorts climbing, he does seem strong. Plenty of shots from below looking up at his suprisingly musclebound legs. Bad news is I could find any pictures of it. Only some facts about Morrocco.
BI SCAFFOLDER LAD LOOKIN 4 WOTEVA COMES ALONG!

Cheers Ian for this one. Some New Deal boy with an sms mentality. Bear in mind while reading his words, that this is a personals advert really.
1. I DONT WANT TO DO MODELLING FOR OLD MEN TO WANK OVA ME! SAME GOES FOR PPL ASKIN TO TAKE MY PICS
4.I AINT IN2 NO DIRTY SLEAZY SHIT IE. FITSING ETC


He closes with 'THINK B4 U MESSAGE ME!'. Think what? I'm not sure. Maybe about how much of a wanker you sound?


[Rubbish music on: Forever More - Moloko ]

Friday, July 25, 2003

Cock In The Attic

After watching a Cash In The Attic repeat. It struck me that the ginger haired expert seems to fancy Alistair Appleton. This I don't mind, as Alistair is 100 % fit. However I feel such a union would be in no-ones interest.
I was randomly searching for a picture of Dorien Grey, when I came on this.

Meet Dorien Grey, poor bitch cat is now dead, and the site it's on is like a pet cemetry for sad cyber cabbages. People who think pets are better than people are to be avoided at all costs!!

[Rubbish music on: You used to (Feat. Javine) - Richard X ]