tykeboii> am off mi ed on coke n i wish u wos ere wi ur camera abusin
the shit out a me m8 (Here we go)
> I would start with a spelling lesson
tykeboii> k m8............... (He doesn't close the window, I make my move)
> see through you (Maybe he likes the Stereo MCs)
> I see through you
> you're twisting my melon man (Surely he likes the Mondays...)
[Sat Jul 26 23:21:48 GMT 2003] tykeboii left private chat. (Hmm seems not)

I'm sure Blue Peter is showing repeats, never mind it was a great chance to catch up with Matt Baker. I had an E-mail from a rubbish gay who also pervs on Matt (thanks Alexander), I hope he was watching. Matt in short shorts climbing, he does seem strong. Plenty of shots from below looking up at his suprisingly musclebound legs. Bad news is I could find any pictures of it. Only some facts about Morrocco.

BI SCAFFOLDER LAD LOOKIN 4 WOTEVA COMES ALONG!

Cheers Ian for this one. Some New Deal boy with an sms mentality. Bear in mind while reading his words, that this is a personals advert really.
1. I DONT WANT TO DO MODELLING FOR OLD MEN TO WANK OVA ME! SAME GOES FOR PPL ASKIN TO TAKE MY PICS
4.I AINT IN2 NO DIRTY SLEAZY SHIT IE. FITSING ETC


He closes with 'THINK B4 U MESSAGE ME!'. Think what? I'm not sure. Maybe about how much of a wanker you sound?

[Rubbish music on: Forever More - Moloko ]

Cock In The Attic

After watching a Cash In The Attic repeat. It struck me that the ginger haired expert seems to fancy Alistair Appleton. This I don't mind, as Alistair is 100 % fit. However I feel such a union would be in no-ones interest.

I was randomly searching for a picture of Dorien Grey, when I came on this.

Meet Dorien Grey, poor bitch cat is now dead, and the site it's on is like a pet cemetry for sad cyber cabbages. People who think pets are better than people are to be avoided at all costs!!

[Rubbish music on: You used to (Feat. Javine) - Richard X ]

David Icke (pronounced 'Ike' - long i)

He doesn't wear a powder blue track-suit anymore but he still seems mad.'David Icke's words are designed to inspire all of us to be who we really are, to fling open the door of the mental prison we build for ourselves and to walk into the light of freedom.'


He tells of a 'A flow of powerful energy' when he visted Titicaca. How true.

mywords20> hi
> hi my
mywords20> how are u
> i am well (thirty second gap)
> have you got some words for me?
mywords20> yes but am looking. wat about u
> your profile says 'every piss' what does that mean? (Ignores this)
> I notice in the main room you have a big black cock
mywords20> yes
> tell me about it
mywords20> i have a big black cock (Very revealing)
> are you cut?
mywords20> about wat (I think...)
> what do you like to do?
mywords20> as wat (he's a...)
> do you like docking?
mywords20> specified plz (robot)
> rolling foreskins back and foward (I'm not into it, I'm pushing the un/cut question again)
mywords20> no
> but dockings not important
> what do you do?
> in a sex way?
mywords20> no (Again very resistant)
> I would love to get with you
> do you like to be bummed?
> with a large spam? (Note inclusion of Spam)
mywords20> yes
mywords20> yes (Spam inclusion not noted)
> you sound like a bad lad
mywords20> wat about u
> I bet you are wanking now?
mywords20> nononononononono
> Im going to take a sniff of poppers and wank ( Wasn't doing either of these things, I wanted to push the boat out)
mywords20> my love plz let talk about love issue (he didn't)
> too late Ive sniffed emmmm
mywords20> am looking and are u ready
> ok i am ready I will be nice
> tell me about love
> what are you seeking
> I sense great confusion (Just like Diana Troi)
mywords20> i want some one i will love and have sex with
mywords20> i have a big cock and want to shear that romantic feeling (maybe he does want sex?)
togthere
> love leads to sex, sex leads to the dark-side ( I try to use the Force)
mywords20> yes
> what seems to be the problem getting a man?
> are you too camp?
mywords20> no
> who is your dream man?
mywords20> man who will love to love me
> well I love to love, but my baby just loves to dance... (couldn't resist)
> when were you last with a man?
mywords20> 5 years ago (hmm at 15 seems a bit S Club 8)
mywords20> and u
> 5 hours ago (true)
mywords20> i wish am there to use my big black cock (again the threat of a massive member)
mywords20> do u have yahoo so dat i can send u my cock
> I thought you wanted love?
> well why would I want a picture of your phallus?
> In my 31 years I've seen a lot of cocks (Again, true)
mywords20> but my is . . . . . .
> I mean is it HUGH?
mywords20> u would like to suck it
> no, not really
mywords20> u will
> I suspect you dont wash properly
mywords20> i haven't see it (No, I haven't seen it)
> this is why I dont take people seriously without a profile pic.
mywords20> i want to send it to u now
mywords20> am about to good to bed my love (very Westlife)
> im not fucking about with email (I don't. It IS a fuck about)
mywords20> will u give me ur e mail so dat i can send to u
> maybe u should just go have a wank
> may it be the 1st of many
[Thu Jul 24 02:29:09 GMT 2003] Disconnected. Close VolanoChat and
restart. (coincidence or fate!!)