Richard X's new song is fucking excellent. The more Human Legue in todays dreary chart the better. Don't wait, download it now, Finest Dreams!!

Reapers of Blood - A Vampire help site

Fucking hell, according to Go-Stats I am at No 46 in the 'Culture & Relationships' right behind this group of sad fuckers.Reapers of Blood - A Vampire help site, why vampires need a help site is beyond me. What they seek should come from a local GP. Maybe Seroxat?

You're never alone with a Klone

Urgh hi-energy cover versions. 'Klone Records' *gag* seem to be pumping them out, I can't imagine who buys them, apart from maybe bears.
JASON & KIX are undertaking an extensive UK tour in support of the release with ‘Moulin Rouge’ style outfits and choreography promised. Well kids, good luck to you. May you all be stars in New York and stars in L.A.

"Hi, I'm Sherriff John Bunnell", if you watch too much Reality Tv (Ch 241 Sky) then you too will have heard this pompus ex-lawman's cheesy greeting. I love car crashes & police chases, but when this twat harps over the top of it, the fun is really sapped out of it. Another example of a fun-sapping show is 'The Planet's Funniest Animals'.

Until Judging Amy starts again, I am whacking off every morning to the fucking fit Ed. I tape Family Swap, that I can wait for, but a wank over Stuckeyville's finest I can't put off.

Daytime queens can't have failed to notice Diagnosis Murder is back on. I need Scott Baio. Not as much as I need Ed on Channel 4, but he makes me feel pervy.

The heat brings out the real knobheads.

maltesenob> ok m8 im here waiting for yr next message im a big lad
reeal hornie
> is that whats affecting your spelling?
maltesenob> my spelling not to good m8 but my nornie bod makes up
for it
> you look a touch over-weight
maltesenob> im the slim guy
> did you read the words on my profile too?
maltesenob> hung on m8
maltesenob> opps thats not so good hu
> could have saved yerself some time by reading it first
maltesenob> yes but yr pic looks realy good as u do m8
> what u looking for?
maltesenob> to have fun with a guy but i cum loads tho about four
times or more ?u like love to suck yr cock
> you are getting too excited
maltesenob> well im very highly sexed m8 sorry
> do you have a face, or just a shot of your pants?
maltesenob> yes i will send it ok
> I cant wait
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