I've got a dog right, but I don't put it up on my fucking profile. I think it's just plain wierd. It's like 'hi, here I am and I have a stupid dog too'

The Fast food rockers, wish that they could be the Cheeky Girls. I have a soft spot for these two, but even I cannot help but throw my hands up at the news they have an album on the way. It's a cheeky holiday, maybe not.

When I lived back in Wigan, my Auntie Tessie live next to Rose Hill Special School. A spaz school, or a school for Joeys. I read this blog from this retard teacher it is funny as fuck. In fact it is one of the funniest things I have EVER read. I thought for about 5 minutes that I could be a special needs teacher, but then thought, it can't always be that fun.

Finally starting to get some feedback thank fuck for that!! I always like an audience when I am flogging my log.

Hey sometimes its shit being gay, but when I was in Gaydar chat last night this is the sad level one punter took it too far. I wonder how he wanks and types at the same time.

/cuteyjewy// ohhh you bastrads i havent even statrted telling you lot
what i think of you
/andy1001> alone.
/cuteyjewy> lol - and lets get this abundently clear
/andy1001> i shall think of you. where abouts in hulme are you?
/ streford rd
/offensiveshaun> aeroplane seeks hanger
/cuteyjewy> whatever you lot think about me is totaly irrelvant
consdiering i have SUCH a way low opions of you
/cuteyjewy> so heres the deal
/cuteyjewy> say what you like
//cuteyjewy> do your bestbecuase you aint hurten
/ im sure I yawned before
/cuteyjewy> cuase you aint worth it
/youngadidasboy> we're not makin deals with you, your a twat




Indeed cuteyjewy, you are a twat it's official!

Some lads should just calm down for a second when typing profiles, poor duggy all he is looking for is 'inderpendant proffesional person '. Lets hope he finds him, and they can both get over the spelling issue.

My naughty girlfreinds t.A.T.u. have done it yet again. After stucking 2 fingers up at Europe, the Eurovision, and the USA, the pretend lesbos have upset most of Japan too. "t.A.T.u., don't you make light of us," "They've come to Japan just to raise hell," "No apologies from the whining girls," cried headlines in Japanese sports and tabloid dailies on Monday. How cruel the Jap media can be. Seems they like their school girls submissive.