Tuesday, June 24, 2003

Urgh is all I can say looking at this lads dick. I like uncut cocks, but this is a foreskin too far. When erect, traditionally the foreskin should rollback. See a doctor mate.

Monday, June 16, 2003

I had that dream again last night. Where I can suck my own cock, needless to say I cannot do this already. So I decided to look it up, see what it means. To see a penis in your dream, signifies sexual energy, power and fertility. To see an exceptionally large penis, suggests doubts and anxieties about your sexual drive and libido. It WAS a large penis. Maybe I am not gay enough?
Today I have been recognised by the mighty Popjustice.
The fucking Fast Food Rockers! When 4 weeks ago, I saw a grim middle-aged queen doing dance moves to this shite I knew it was going to be a bad summer. What the fuck the boy does is anyones guess, here is his profile, and a picture of him looking like a twat. May he soon be working in a pizza hut near you.

Monday, June 09, 2003

Morissey Calls t.A.T.u.'s Version of 'How Soon Is Now?' "Magnificent"
Morissey, former singer of The Smiths, who originally wrote and performed the song "How Soon Is Now?" in 1984 had this to say about t. A. T. u. in the U.K.'s Word Magazine:

Word: Did you hear t.A.T.u.'s version of "How Soon Is Now?"

Morissey: Yes, it was magnificent. Absolutely. Again, I don't know much about them.

Word: They are teenage Russian lesbians.

Morissey: Well, aren't we all?


I take it back about Girls Aloud. I have just seen the tATu video for 30 Minutes, fucking download this NOW. The dark hair one wires up a bomb in the school toilets and blows up the cheating red haired one.

Monday, June 02, 2003

Do you shag round a lot & sometimes get mixed up? I fucking do, this lad has done a gay database you can download & log all your shags, add pics & tick boxes like 'he swallowed'. Get it from here.