Rubbish Gays

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Bi Another Gay

You won't forget about me


Bisexuals!! If you're a real gay normally you will have a marmite reaction to them. Love them, or hate them. We like most sane homos, hate them. Not them individually (well some), but the whole 'bisexual' itself. 'Best of Both Worlds' is a term we only like to hear in reference to the best ST:TNG episodes EVER. Bisexuals are neither fish nor foul, but most likey smell of both.

The closet:This is where they live.

Their Women:They NEVER tell.

Their Men:They want them to never tell, but will regail with stories about muff diving on the missus.

Their Car: A family one. Think of the children.

Their Role Models: Mick Jagger & David Bowie. SEE MAIN PHOTO. They may have bi-bummer crazy once, but they don't talk about it now and both married models, so in fact were always straight, thank you!!

Their Relationship With other Bi/GayMen: Um, relationship?

Their Balls: Unshaven

Their Bush: Unkempt

Their Profiles On Gaydar: Lacking in words and pictures.

Their Childhood : No internal struggle with sexuality.

Their Teenage Years: No Painful 'coming-out' process.

Their TV Viewing: Men & Motors, The Bill & *snigger* football.

Their Secret TV Viewing: An old VHS copy of the rimming scene in Queer As Folk.

We would like to enter into a correspondance with a 'Bi' (men only sorry ladys), in a view to building a bridge, and publishing uninteninally humouros emails. If you are game let us know.

[Rubbish TV on: The Bill - ITV1 - ]

6 Comments:

Blogger gdayscott said...

i agree with you on many levels but have a look at this as it has made me slightly more tolerant www.gaydar.co.uk/hung21

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11:18 pm  
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11:23 pm  
Anonymous lyris said...

I'm bi and most of what you said isn't true I'm afraid... most of it describes hetties better.

8:38 pm  
Blogger pablo said...

I hate when they all claim they're BI when they're really gay ( ie. Elton John ). Like it's something bad about being GAY. Why not accept the fact? I am sure Tom Cruise is gay altough he has spent his whole life denying it. One day he is going to come out of the closet ( ie. Lily Tomlin ) and I ask: Why are those Gays so homophobes? What is what they think is so bad about being gay that they dont want people to know they are?

7:15 pm  
Anonymous Lyris said...

I think for some cosmically inept reason it's cool to say you're "bi" even if you're not. I think a lot of other celebrities pulled the same crap and then later had mysteriously changed their minds. To people who are actually bisexual, this is extremely irritating.

4:17 pm  
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