Vacuum pumps this sad fuck states it's a 'weapon of mass destruction'. his balls are odd and his foreskin looks too fleshy. Sort it out mate.

A virtual agony aunt site, fuck some of these kids have really wet problems. So I decided to join up and give a little advice. Girls Aloud have nothing on me!!

Dale Winton's busy showbiz life. "He had everyone in fits of laughter" said one obviously confused elderly woman, at Dale's recent trip to a care home. I laughed reading the bit about him being 48.

Sadly Dale does not have his own website, or a proper fan site. His only hope for an online presence lies with maybe a sad student, or middle-aged woman with a scanner & too much time on their hands.

A momentus day for Rubbishgays and all it's supporters. I have been listed by the mighty Popjustice.

Our crusade against rubbishness in gay life continues!!!

I was watching Charlie's Angels this afternoon, I remembered how I used to fancy (if that's the right word), Sabrina Duncan. Maybe it's because of her dark hair. I still have a thing for Lynda Carter too, she has such perfect skin. There has never been a superhero before or since who has filled their costume as well as she did.

I would turn for a superhero.

Even the best of spin doctors can't turn around this fallow period in Dannii Minogue's shady past. In September 1994 Dannii hosted BBC's Fan TC with a return series in 1995 attracting audiences of over 2 million. She went on to tour for six weeks presenting the Big Breakfast's Egg's On Legs roadshows, released 2 number one hits in Japan, presented a Disney television special and appeared in Australian Playboy magazine, which sold out in an amazing three days!

Urgh is all I can say looking at this lads dick. I like uncut cocks, but this is a foreskin too far. When erect, traditionally the foreskin should rollback. See a doctor mate.

I had that dream again last night. Where I can suck my own cock, needless to say I cannot do this already. So I decided to look it up, see what it means. To see a penis in your dream, signifies sexual energy, power and fertility. To see an exceptionally large penis, suggests doubts and anxieties about your sexual drive and libido. It WAS a large penis. Maybe I am not gay enough?

Today I have been recognised by the mighty Popjustice.
The fucking Fast Food Rockers! When 4 weeks ago, I saw a grim middle-aged queen doing dance moves to this shite I knew it was going to be a bad summer. What the fuck the boy does is anyones guess, here is his profile, and a picture of him looking like a twat. May he soon be working in a pizza hut near you.

Morissey Calls t.A.T.u.'s Version of 'How Soon Is Now?' "Magnificent"
Morissey, former singer of The Smiths, who originally wrote and performed the song "How Soon Is Now?" in 1984 had this to say about t. A. T. u. in the U.K.'s Word Magazine:

Word: Did you hear t.A.T.u.'s version of "How Soon Is Now?"

Morissey: Yes, it was magnificent. Absolutely. Again, I don't know much about them.

Word: They are teenage Russian lesbians.

Morissey: Well, aren't we all?

I take it back about Girls Aloud. I have just seen the tATu video for 30 Minutes, fucking download this NOW. The dark hair one wires up a bomb in the school toilets and blows up the cheating red haired one.

Do you shag round a lot & sometimes get mixed up? I fucking do, this lad has done a gay database you can download & log all your shags, add pics & tick boxes like 'he swallowed'. Get it from here.