Not all scallies are tasty, this dog does rent too.

A couple of months back I was all out against these slags, but its official Girls Aloud are top.

Federico from the new Big Brother drops 'bombshell' he may have a boyfreind on the outside, called, wait for it.....Frank. This sound like the biggest load of crap since Nasty Nick's car crash wife.

Pop Rivals, it was a load of shite I agree. However I just downloaded the new Girls Aloud album from here. I am so fucking gay, but it's actually pretty good. While you're there they got the new Annie Lennox album which isn't too bad, and check out Mya Moodring, its top.

Army commander battered officers with dildo Nice to see the Russian Army finally moving on.

Boyzone 'to hold TV contest' for Keating replacement. There came a time when the old boy bands came to pass, please let this one die. Failing that I would like to see J from 5ive as the new Ronan.

I was on K on Thursday, watching MTV, it came to me. Abs, formerly of 5ive is Britain's answer to Justin Timberlake. A poor mans Timberlake at that, but at least he will be ours. absessive.com | the official abs website

Fagin Lives!! He's just reviewing...the situation. Looking for 'Oliver' type.

I have just come back from the dole. They first asked me if I wanted to work in a Job Centre, then if I had considered the Prison Service??

Prince William's gay stamps. In fact they dont look that good, a bit too much like man at Burton. Why can't he just look a bit more like Alistair Appleton.

Why gays should never have access to cloning technology. Perma-tan, gleeming teeth, I suspect these two have to set aside a good 2 hours to get ready for a night out. I would love to see what they look like 1st thing in the morning.

8.5 inches, my arse!! From base to tip this is no way 8.5 maybe 6.5. Check out the toilet in the background, real class.

Attack of the Cybermen thanks again B. Picture 3 for maximum oddness, it looks like a rubber hood & an ironing board cover. The main pic shows his master has a good eye for knots, and the placing of. Takes me back to my Cub days, mmmmm Arkela.

Balaclava how Victoria Wood. Cheers B for this one.

'Straight' gay lads. There's fuck all straight about having your cock in a bloke or vice-versa. Bender!

Just seen this lads profile says he's 'engaged to his boyfriend', I hate those crappola term, well that and 'married'. One thing I find even more stomach wrenching is a gay blessing. Dressed by Moss Bros and performed (usually) by a dyke. I'm all for recognised parterships, but if you and your man are getting blessed, please don't show me the 'wedding album'.

The Gerry Freedman Page give a queen a column inch and he will take a mile. I thought this might be a nice homepage, but seems to be full propaganda 'Why reason and justice are on Israel's side'. I dared question the afforementioned Gerry, only to be called anti-sematic. Oy vey!!

I've just been in the Gaydar Chat Room, it's full of gay Tories. All of them under 24, extoling the virtues of Thatcher. Fucking wake-up you sad little rich boys.

Ded slim, skinny tite body, learn to spell mate, it looks like an 11 year old girl has written this profile.

Matching Next Underwear, this couple in Blackpool have got some kind of sad strip-show goin on. Picture 3 has them revealing their full duo-cocked glory, all I can say is fucking put them knickers back on!!!

Fucking dirty if I ever stick my tongue in a toilet please shoot me.

That lad is still missing in Great Yarmouth, course he's dead by now. I think the mother did it, she looks well shifty, and doesn't seem as upset as she should be.

What a fucking rip off. Mr Gay UK really is shit on a stick. 'Online voting', thought I could click a button, but no, I have to text my vote. To any poor fuckers that have voted by text, you have been fleeced!!Mr Gay UK 2003 Online Voting

We got another one, hand in trackies, nose in a trainer. He specifies Airmax's, fuck, that rules me out. Trainer Sniff Lad

'This Piggy Knows How To Play' no joke this is the tag-line. Posing over a dildo isn't for everyone. I looked real hard, and I'm sure this one isn't even a cowboy.
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Fat In Manchester you are NOT kidding mate. The second photo is the scariest, breasts/man-tits, whatever, its some bad ju-ju.

This is the new breed of gay knob, spells phonetically. His fantasy is to give a good blow job with ice-cubes in his mouth. This is a well lame fantasy, 2 cocks one arse is a fantasy. Shite pics too, not a face in sight. For someone that wants to fuck ass he sure shows his own off a lot Skaterboiuk

Fuck the fat cop has his own website, check out this pic. Trunchon on display, as well as a large number of videos in the background. Guys I'm sure this one is single, go on dive in!! Fat Cop at Home

Sorry buddy, but in this county you can't get away with being a cop & being so overweight, unless you are Tosh from The Bill Fat Cop on Gaydar

If any lads out there are thinking about dying their hair red, fucking think again. It's not individual and you may end up looking like this cunt. i wanna be a ginga He can't even spell profile!!

Oh God, what some of these lads get up to. Who the fuck wants to hang weights off their knob??Perv cock & ball guy

Just seen the new Shakira video, what the fuck is she about? She wails like a banshee & dresses like a romany. My straight mate says shes got good tits, maybe thats the appeal.

Thanks to GB for this jewel. I never got the cane at school, I did get a whack on the arse (pants on) from Mr Warrington at St Peters. Either way it's messed up, check out how red it is on picture 2 owww. Gaydar Users Page

I have just watched Fortress 2:Re-entry, it was not as exciting as the title suggests. Nor was there anyone fit in it. This kind of film is so shite, but I enjoyed this one. There were shower scenes, but there were more tits than mens arses, but I learned to live with this kind of discrimination, Hollyoaks helps redress the balance for me.