Posh totty. We secretly love it. These are two of our favorites Alistair Appleton & Ben Fogle. Unless you are unemployed, or ill you may not have seen Alistair before he inhabits daytime TV primarily Cash In The Attic & House Doctor. He's tall, hes attractive, and fuck us if he isn't a Buddhist darling. Alistair's rival is the media whore Ben Fogle, started on Castaway now he's all over the place Animal Park, Extreme Dreams, even stepping on Alistair's toes Spunking In The Attic. Both are tall, both are posh, but as you might suspect we already have a favorite.
Alistair, stare, staaaaaare. We can't help looking at him he's so dreamy. It must have hurt when he fell from heaven. So this article is biased we don't care. We only looked for pictures of Ben but Alistair we dug a little deeper. We can confirm he IS a homosexual, but he is the kind of clean living homo that makes us feel more disgusted with the way we live our day to day degraded life. As previously mentioned he's a Buddhist, but get this, he teaches classes at some hippy thing.
'Alistair’s lively and non-dogmatic workshops seem to appeal to a very broad audience not usually attracted to spiritual practice and his easy manner brings the techniques of meditation alive for a practitioner living in the modern world.'
After reading this all we came away with is he might like it doggy style, he's easy and he probably likes Sheena Easton. Not that we would attend his classes, there would probably be homework involving not taking drugs, not having sex or not watching Family Guy, but we love the fact that the option is always there for us to get one on one with the Apple.
In conclusion we would fuck both of them, but when we were fucking Ben we would be imagining it were Alistair.
