Are Rainbows Gay?

We bought several packets of sweets from Tesco. This was the high/low light. RAINBOW BELTS. After opening them we thought they looked very gay.

We will not go into the gay symbolism of the homosexual/rainbow link. Instead, we conducted our own small non-scientific experiment,  we call it RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN.

RAINBOW MACHO MACHO MAN

We had our camera ready to record our results.  We wondered, if by association these rainbow laces can make things look gay/gayer. Constant thoughts of ours can be dull, however like KD Lang we were constantly craving some answers. We thought more over tea and decided to (also) call it DO RAINBOWS MAKE MASCULINE OBJECTS LOOK GAY?

DO RAINBOWS MAKE MASCULINE OBJECTS LOOK GAY? 

Our exhaustive experiment consisted of wrapping the sweet (See above pic) around various masculine items. We took pictures of each. Our experiment. Ta-Dah!!

Above our first masculine items were a HAMMER and a LIGHT-BULB. Fancy we know. We continued.

Our items this time were VEHICLE BODY ADHESIVE SPRAY and a KNIFE. As we look again, this is actually a FISH KNIFE or BONING KNIFE. This could affect our conclusion.

CONCLUSION

Rainbows DO make people (men) gay.

             

The Heat Is On!!

Indeed the HEAT is on. By HEAT we mean STREET. What is on that street? Masses of 'trash' left after Pride
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We could be from the late 70s, as at the time crisp packets & chewing gum wrappers drilled it into children (but unlike another 70s children driller, this was a good thing).
Generally now we DO NOT LITTER

We  Look back at the picture. Do you see? That's right it is GAY RUBBISH left by...RUBBISH GAYS.

To recap RUBBISH GAYS = GAY RUBBISH

We thank you

Bat-tle Axe, Super-Grim & the Like

Let us qualify this, We LOVE DC merchandise, mind not all of it. Our favorite is 'classic' ie 70's-80's stuff. We were searching for new/old Batgirl items like this great mug.

During our hunt we came across so many horrors. So many in fact, we decided to hi-light them. There must be a great number of these ugly things, so we have only listed a few. We wouldn't want you to have nightmares.

Above is relativly new & we are guessing a 'cute' Batgirl. No-way. Below as part of the same range is a Batgirl Utility Belt. Look at the girl on the packet, she is waering said belt and looks EXACTLY like a girl, Not A Batgirl, just a girl.

Here is a nasty one for the Spanish speakers out there. Yes it's 'Batchica', not only is it foreign & mysterious, even it's bat chest logo is wrong AND misplaced.

 This a bad copy of one of the worst offenders, Batgirl has become SILVERBAT. We note is battery operated, what actually operates we shudder to think.

Usually there are three pictures on an article but please make room for one more. During our search we came across this UK Superheroes Monthly comic.

Batgirl is shown fighting her Super-Freind Supergirl. SUPER-GRIM we should say, blimey there are many, many horrible/weird/odd versions pf many, many heroes. So due to cursory evidence of the wider misfits, we decided to give up our search. Besides we have done the work so you don't have to.

Coca-Cola Is MORE Tricky Than Ever

We have been caught up...again. "NEVER AGAIN" we vowed, so to remind ourselves an article MUST be written. We LOVE Cherry Coke & we are NOT on a diet (or a lady), we say this as we bought the wrong one. 'No big deal?', well it is! Above, circled is what to look for, CLASSIC it describes itself as, see picture below.

THE ABOVE PICTURE IS WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ON YOUR CHERRY COKE To cut a long story short, we poured our WRONG drink down the sink!!

IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT COCA-COLA!! NO WONDER I PREFER PEPSI.

Skinny Rancid Jeans

We, as you know, hate change. So we DO run into problems from time to time. If we say "skinny fucking jeans", you'll have an idea of what we refer to. Yes, Rubbish Gays went to town! Literally, we went to Manchesterford. We observed many, many MEN (not women) wearing the offending items. The pictures above refer to this horror.

As far as we were concerned skinny jeans have NEVER been in fashion. Believe us, we kept a pair of white jeans from Flesh at the Hacienda. We were keeping them until they came back in fashion. They didn't.

In conclusion tight/skinny jeans do NOT suit ANYONE, let alone MEN. If however you are a man and DO own this 'item' BURN THEM NOW!!

Yes. We Are Still Touring!!

In days past, we saw these pair on Pointless Celebrities. They are from a 90's collective the So Solid Crew. The shows host, being genuine asked them were they still touring? They replied with of couse, we are touring all the time AND all over the place. Good for them. Or is it? We then saw the following in the latest issue of Heat:-

Like you all I am please to see Booty Luv doing something. We liked them. We publish this picture to draw attention to the 'special guests'. No, there's NO So Solid Crew but there is Lisa Maffia & Romeo. Hmm seems they ARE touring, (appearing behind Steps AND the classy Bjorn Again). As it's Butlins, Steps & Bognor Regis, we shall NOT be attending. BTW Blazin' Squad (appearing on the same bill) were MUCH better than So Solid Crew.

I Wonder (Woman), It's Frightening!!

Christmas is not yet over. This was slipped under our tree about 2 days ago. We ignored it for a day, asking only if it were wrapped. 'Yes', I was told.

We had a butchers yesterday. 'The Art of Wonder Woman', frim the cover it seems to tied in quite heavily with the recent film. Ah yes the recent film, we saw it on buses.

This gift is odd, considering who bought it. Our 'other' didn't take make to the pictures to see it in either 3-D (as it was), or normal. We have even downloaded it, watched it twice (alone).

In the background the tree has been disassembled, the 'gift' debated. Taken back?

Happy Rubbish (Christmas Gays)

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Our Mother has just been for her Christmas visit. Bless her for her presents. We could be in our 40s. Her presents included a Marvel desk calendar & a Marvel dressing gown. Great gifts for a comic book lover. As previously mentioned we are older. We like DC Comics, we hate Marvel. Rubbish Gays put the gown on, hood too. Thank you Mother.

Our sister went out & brought us back 20 cigarettes. Gawd blesh yer.

For The Twatty Hipster Who IS Everything

We Rubbish Gays hate hipsters. Our main point of contention today is represented by the above picture. Beard fucking Baubles. We first noticed the item in an email. We believed it was genuine but a little 'padded' as a gift. We then took a look. Oh my!! There is a range. We say 'range', in other words, more of the same. As you can see from the illustration, it's not a real beard. It's not a real person. In fact it just a female shop mannequin with old pubes stuck to it.

On a sidenote. These look AWFUL. Even if you are buying a treat for the hipster type. Do not buy these. Please.

Girls Rule. Women Are Funny, Bebe, Get Over Yourself, Seriously

[UPDATED 18/08/17]

'Funny women'(Sorry Babs, not you) as a type has been on the fence with us for a while. It is only this evensong we had even considered 'Is this Women-Gone-Wild any good, funny if you will? We were struck by the recent glut of these flicks, our sounding came forth.

Let's start with Bridesmaid's, well have only seen bits of it. Ghostbusters, well, the same. Bad Neighbors 2, now here we go. We remember the first one, a funny Rose Byrne, the always good Seth Rogan & the ultra-fit Zac Efron. It had moments were genuinely funny. The sequel? We do not remember er, finishing it. Shish! Again, why do we never finish things. It might take you a moment to read this sentence. We have gone and comeback from re-watching Bad Neighbors 2, just to...refresh memory? Are you buying that? We shall return, like Superman (only better). (PS We love Brandon Ralph, either then, the 'missing years' or now!! We would R(g)AY PALMer his dick for him, we hear like Liam Neeson he has a long cock that needs rolling back up)(This job we would do).

AHEM!!

To update this current velum, we have re-watched (Bad) Neighbors 2. For some reason we assumed Drew Barrymore was in it. She isn't). After our shilly-shallying earlier we come suddenly to our review. It was....pretty, pretty good. However Seth Rogen in this film is funnier than all the other female cast members. In conclusion we suspect this was the wrong one to discuss on this subject.

Moving on didn't work for Bananarama, nor did it work for STEPS. Third time's the charm? So not actually moving on, Pitch Perfect. We really enjoyed this, Bridesmaids didn't see it all & Night at the Museum 3 we kind of liked. The Museum one isn't a 'Women-Go-Wild' film but is DOES feature Rebel Wilson. Now her, Rebel and Melissa McCarthy are the start of a perfect Wild movie recipe. Maybe with Kristan Schall and we suspect Samuel L Jackson, sounds tasty but as you can read we are not writers. BTW HOLLYWOOD JEW WRITERS GET ON BOARD, MAKE THIS!!

...BUT I THOUGHT? WELL, WHO? WHAT?

Yesterday Rubbish Gays saw this on there local Manchester Evening News website. Our first thoughts were, oh, hasn't he already? Isn't he back and forth to them like a game of ping-pong? Also, who cares? As far as we could assern our care level is at zero. News, yes, well kind of, -ish. Oh Tony, Tony, Tony...

WE HATE SEASON ENDS (BUT LOVE BELL-ENDS)

Argh, we know it's Summer. It keeps getting lighter early (curse these these thin 'curtains'). Reminding us to go to bed, not accounting for the great doom that is USA TV's various 'season finale' paths. Yes, ALL and I mean ALL of my favorite TV shows have come to an end, Quantico, The Walking Dead, Supergirl, Gotham, etc. Un-yay!! We can finally pay attention to (urgh) tennis, or (bleagh) cricket. Now we will admit some of these seasons were overly long and some had the newish dearly invention 'mid-season finale'. As far as we know our favorites haven't been canceled like

Alphas, Almost Human and our last favorite Limitless, that in itself is good news. As manufactured serendipitous as the USTV Summer line-up is, we at Rubbish Gays instantly forget about them and delighted when they toll round again. In the olden days there seemed to be just True Blood. now it's filled with a Rubbishcopia rammed with Yggaystrail. Dark Matter, Zoo and Killjoys are three that are not The Walking Dead spin-offs.

We are NOT anti-semitic but...

Let us begin earlier in the day. The Simpsons was doing a Posiden Adventure spoof. So we were but in mind of the remake, we tried to watch it once, it was too stretched, squashed, kinda Paula Abdulish. So after rush rushing to downloaded and put it on, we realized Richard Dreyfuss was in it. Hence our tag line. We assumed Richard was Jewish like Shelly Winters (If that is indeed right). As so older, Jewish, Poseidon, I thought he would play her. We remember more Bette Midler doing Shelly Winters. Anyhow, SPOILER SPACE Richard Dreyfuss does NOT play the Shelly Winters part drowning helping others. Again SPOILER SPACE he does die :(.

Poseidon as a film was on the menu. It was actually alright. Alas awful lines ahoy, "God, save our souls", said by the gay Captain from Brooklyn 99. As well as his prophetic line he also he to die in the arms of perfectly cast lounge singer Fergie. Again frowny face :(

Beauty & The Bell-End

No matter what is said, we LOVE Once Upon A Time. Having just viewed the 2-parter season finale shown Spice Girl Style, 2 Become 1, really? Toward the end we actually cried tears (from our eyes this time, not our penises as before). As we were feeling sad AND with the show in point. We realled although it's going to reboot/hash, while we braced for impact, there was NO Michael Socha. He was cast as Will Scarlett, who if we are not mistaken, never met Robin Hood on screen. Pointless. Anhyhoo, Michael was well fit in Being Human, and we didn't see that E4 alien thing he was in. We at Rubbish Gays only have one more comment for him. That other one did Poldark (again, we have never seen), but I bet he gets a bigger dressing room.

Love Dr Who, Hate Mrs Brown.

FOR THE RECORD:We entered the term 'erotic dr who' in Google images, where we found the above picture. ​

We love Dr Who and hate Mrs Brown's Saturday shite. Yes we at Rubbish Gays are stuck on the middle of our equivalent Trump vs everyone else. We cannot understand either him or the success of Mrs Brown. A mystery indeed, for modern times. The new Dr Who (you just said it), was fantastic. The aforementioned Brown has yet to come. In a side note there is some kind of gay thing going on in...Casualty.

God, we hate the Mrs Brown thing as much as Mr Khan. What kind of a world are we living in? On that TV note we do not approve of the following, NCIS:Los Angeles his reached it's EIGHT!?! season and how strong is Warren from Hollyoaks to get Bart's body up into the attic via a ladder. On the Hollyoaks theme, Adam-Fucking-Rickett's new character! We thought our eyes were smarting from something. We even had to Google the episode to see this familiar looking face, only to discover t'was him. {Shocked} He 'plays' a gay, hoorah! Alas knowing the village he will end up in bed with Ste, or James, or Duncan from Blue. Will it happen? Does the world turn? Who can say? Who knew Hollyoaks would last longer than Brookside?

Hold Your Thumb In Front Of His Face

You remember in the past we warned you about a picture (you have probably already seen by now). The previous one was H from Steps having a 6-pack in the theatrical version of Joseph & His Donovan. We already warned you? Good, in Jon from S Club 7. Yes they are gay looking one and no, it's not Paul Cattermole. Oh Jon, your body is quite impressive, however as probably pointed out before, some of your tattoos are not that good. However, we bet you are a HOT HIT on the Gridr with those as your profile pictures. BTW Hide your face, make it a nice surprise for punters.

Genuine Shite

The item above is available at ebay, for...£9.99 starting auction price. What's that? No bids? We, like Kylie were shocked by the power. We shall bring no more attention to it, other that the fact, we are now watching this 'item'. Fingers crossed, it sells?!

Mr Willis, Your Flight May Be Delayed

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Having just watched Lucky Number Sleven I was reminded AGAIN how dangerous Bruce Willis is at an airport. I thought immediately of 12 Monkeys, skipping over (how could I forget) Die Hard II. Whilst looking for a picture representing this, I came across this tit-bit, Bruce Willis' private airport plan sparks lawsuit from Idaho residents Hooray, I'm not the only one concerned. The article itself is very, very dull. Lots of babble about zoning laws breached. No fear about the residents being hijacked on a plane, etc. People of Idaho be careful!!

​ We HATE Richard Quest

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Richard Quest frontline CNN dickhead. Richard, or Dick, why are you such a douche? Rubbish Gays can only be viewed in the bedroom of Rubbish Towers, however such viewing material is sullied by unerotic, tasteless adverts with this dick. Being sure we are not the first to abore him so we googled it. Search term 'I hate Richard Quest', I was thrilled by the 1st entry.

This Richard Quest asshole on CNN!

Hoorah!

Then, only the third entry. Hallelujah:-

Richard Quest, CNN Reporter, Arrested On Drug Charges.

​ The shocking details were revealed. As we were not aware of these details we shall throw light IE state them again to renforce our point.

'Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot'

Hoo-fuckin-rah!! A rope?! Fnar, fnar!! Sex toy in boot?! Fnar, fnar!!

'Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.'

Meth?! Fnar, fnar!!

Finally and most amusingly :-

'It wasn’t immediately clear what the rope was for.'

What a penis!! God, please smite him down. It seems the above mentioned event happened 9 years ago. Damn!! PLEASE let it happen again. In the meantime we shall go back to this heavily circulated picture of Will Young's cock. (About Will Young's cock picture, yes it's big and uncut, BUT never in a bath a selfie take). If you haven't seen it yet, here you hand see it by clicking this.

​ The Older We Get, The Younger Everyone Else Seems To Be

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Having done our casual check on Digitalspy.com, we saw the TV Flash Grant Gustin hes become engaged. What?! For a start he always appeared too young to play The Flash, late 30's we imagined The Flash should be. Anyway, this news reminded us of the great divide between the young and the old. More importantly how old WE were and how young everybody else seems to be. I loathe to use the word 'whippersnapper', however there must always be some snappering or nothing would ever get done. Madonna would be number 1, the charts would be 'The Hit Parade' and Snickers would still be called Marathon. Colton Heyes, is another TV superhero casting, he was Roy Harper 'Speedy' in Arrow. After having a few 'difficult moments on the Internet', IE I'm not saying I'm gay, but I'm not saying I'm not. Of course I am paraphrasing. However in the past weeks he too has got engaged, to a MAN??!! Hooray!! When Rubbish Gays was younger it was all, Mrs Thatcher, Clause 28 and The Age Of Consent. Thats right you had be 21 to be legally gay. Now I'm not saying Colton or Grant is 21 but it's the thin end of the wedge. EVERYONE is getting younger!! Gay Porn. Yes of course we have seen it. We are a gay after all. Twinks back in the day used to be called 'chickens', now as then, RUBBISH. apart from pervy men, who whats to look at these 'acting'. At the other end, there are too many old, ugly, mongs now in porn. This I blame on cheap, instant technology. Yes, it's great porn is free to all but should much of it be made? porngayxhubhamster.com holds delights, also much, much horror.