tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53465882011-12-15T02:54:44.089ZGay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown. Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.comBlogger3951100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-4794191725155302832011-06-06T03:24:00.005+01:002011-06-06T03:35:33.763+01:00

We fucking love The Ricky Gervais Show. Karl is soooo funny.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-52343187437374991592011-05-23T17:33:00.006+01:002011-05-23T17:40:41.296+01:00

Well, it seems that NBC haven't decided to go with the Wonder Woman TV show. Shite. We was looking forward to that. Now they have cancelled The Event, and V. AND Smallville has come to an end :(. Now what the fuck are we going to watch?? True Blood??

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-52424059967882016032011-04-30T03:13:00.007+01:002011-04-30T04:14:34.405+01:00

OMGZ. Archie always had Betty and Veronica to buy drinks. Our money was on Betty paying everything, in fact I'm sure her father runs a tab at the Riverdale pub. Now Veronica has introduced their 1st gay character Kevin Keller. Here's where we would have put our money on Jughead being a homo. Hoorah he's got his own comic. Here it is...He looks fit but we bet he never has sex.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-34562207340610094572011-04-29T21:47:00.006+01:002011-04-29T22:19:46.778+01:00

We followed a link from Whatsontv. This picture promised us a woman's view, of an event that so erupted gay lives. Yes, you all sat down liking her bravery tales, her cancer, kissing an H.I.V. + Rock Hudson, her erm perfume. Indeed her role in Cleopatra made our TV screen, probably a Bank Holiday, we were probably watching the B/W telly in the bedroom, but God we were impressed.Oh you can imagine

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-54620659799548408292011-04-29T13:13:00.003+01:002011-04-29T13:23:42.617+01:00

Love the Royal wedding we do!! Can't wait for the kiss on the balcony.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-60296521684511013212011-04-24T18:11:00.002+01:002011-04-24T18:13:54.693+01:00

We now follow the Mama Moohas and now Twitter.Tweet

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-26218936082311569622011-04-02T19:56:00.003+01:002011-04-02T19:59:57.246+01:00

Yes, he's a cunt!! On Gaydar he is, look for him, message him, please.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-10346832028462847452011-04-01T23:09:00.002+01:002011-04-01T23:14:47.577+01:00

Is your best freind gay? Is he a pain in the arse? Ours is too. A royal pain and not the good kind. We have sent him to bed early for being such a Marmite.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-75653014917285395012011-03-25T20:56:00.002Z2011-03-25T21:00:23.922Z

Stupid Gay queenie, in other words a Rubbish Gay.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-45912335109330122562011-03-23T13:39:00.005Z2011-03-23T13:46:53.777Z

Yesterday we did GL. Yesterday we had the ambulance call round on us.Yesterday the Police called after. No joke. To Bolton Infirmary we were delived in the back of a Police van in sox, and handcuffs, sounds erotic, but wasn't. Hurt's our shoulder even now. Oww!!TOP TIP:When you have taken GBL or GHL with freinds, make sure they put you to bed. Not send you home with a 'caring' housemate. Remember

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-31927746598379484492011-02-08T14:33:00.005Z2011-02-08T14:44:01.050Z

Smallville has a hottie, no it's not God, though if you haven't downloaded DC's The Bible you should do so now. No it's gay named Oliver Queen (I love a queen get it?). Gawd he's fit AND wears a costume and everything. The Green Honest is funny, but Green Arrow is horny. Check out his pictures. We used to think Clark Bent was fit but now he's agreed to marry Lois Lame, it happened over 10 years

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-84061565493222224142010-09-07T22:07:00.004+01:002010-09-07T22:19:05.568+01:00

Argh this is why I hate living in Tydesley. To be (Rachel St)evens about this rubbish gays exist everywhere. Should I put a 'LOL' here? Oh fuck you, fuck off!!

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-60317128022769335172010-03-20T18:34:00.004Z2010-03-20T18:51:21.548Z

Thanks to Anonymous back in June (Yes we are THAT slow). Here's a picture of (money grabber, drop-of-a-hat) Sean Tully opening Poundland. It was back then and it was a landmark shop 100th I think.Note pink shirt worn by young boy, note Gordon Kaye from 'allo 'allo in the middle. Furthermore check out the guy on the right. He looks disgusted. Damn right.PS After watching Coronation Street we

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-33449212614964440072010-03-20T18:19:00.004Z2010-03-20T18:25:45.417Z

You don't have to be Cher to believe but Rubbish Gays has been ill. Not that we have been ill for months, we have just been lazy on this column. We have been ill for a week, yes with a strong cough, but very strong. Our mother was involved!The most heinous part to being ill is watching daytime television. Everybody Loves Raymond!! Now we hate this show, but this morning we laughed at it, several

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-2631085800298034182009-09-25T14:07:00.006+01:002009-09-25T14:50:48.867+01:00

Proving that you don't have to be Ce Ce PENIStone to have something finally happen, we at Rubbish Gays have paid to have our haircut. We have been addicted to our Clippers for about 6 years, but we conquered our fear, went to the local scally barber and paid out five English Pounds.There was us and another 'bloke, waiting, we read the Daily Star.'Bloke' was on his mobile giving the 'wife' grief,

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-69636742363244989682009-09-23T13:53:00.002+01:002009-09-23T14:01:17.600+01:00

OK we are reading about Madonna but listening to Banananrama. Yes we really are that rubbish. OK the two new songs on the Madonna's are HOT, obviously. Viva! The LP by The Nanas is actully VERY good, better than Drama which was hot!! Anyhow ones an Icon, the others are pike-ons. Loving you Keren & Sarah!!

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-44143797755528496692009-07-20T01:23:00.004+01:002009-07-20T01:26:05.323+01:00

The BBC are on the case, say no more.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-30414108385241658462009-07-08T17:51:00.005+01:002009-07-08T18:06:39.629+01:00

Oh dear Google and we thought we were rubbish. Do you see what you have done? Yes your logo looks suspiciously like mega crap 80's electronic game Simon. It could have only looked crapper if it looked like this...Our cousin Rosie had this bad boy for Christmas 1982. From memory it only had two tunes you could 'name' The Yellow Rose Of Texas & Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head....and here's the

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-89259354535925170342009-06-05T00:45:00.008+01:002009-06-05T01:14:59.739+01:00

...and the other says 'Yes, It does doesn't it'. OK we know this classic joke is really about 2 nuns in a bath, but there are gay times ahead in our nations soap operas so an emergency substitution is acceptable.As seen in above article Rubbish Gay Anthony Cotton's character Sean Tully in Coronation Street is getting a new love interest. As he is so rubbish and camp we ask ourselves 'What will

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-90622687694422153522009-04-23T21:16:00.004+01:002009-04-23T21:25:30.385+01:00

Gaydar went offline for 3 hours this morning and came back with a facelift. It's WELL rubbish. Can you see what we have done? *snigger*

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-58660538012325352972009-04-23T12:43:00.006+01:002009-04-23T13:39:57.302+01:00

Posh totty. We secretly love it. These are two of our favorites Alistair Appleton & Ben Fogle. Unless you are unemployed, or ill you may not have seen Alistair before he inhabits daytime TV primarily Cash In The Attic & House Doctor. He's tall, hes attractive, and fuck us if he isn't a Buddhist darling. Alistair's rival is the media whore Ben Fogle, started on Castaway now he's all over the place

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-63730207013165583172009-04-08T20:50:00.004+01:002009-04-08T21:24:43.730+01:00

They say that the best gays have no gag reflex, which accounts for our ability to do excellent deepthroat. This is true on the whole, except when it comes to Anthony Cotton. Gag-reflex or not he is enough to make even the most macho macho man puke in their handbag. Yes one of our favorite rubbish gayers has been given a storyline on Coronation Street!! For the Helen Keller types out there we have

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-73955883665644188602009-02-19T04:08:00.003Z2009-02-19T04:23:05.757Z

Quite why Neil was a chess piece and Chris was a dead ringer for Britney/Anne Robinson we may never know. However as previously imagined the Pet Shop Boys at the Brits was a real extravaganza! Apart from the bit when we heard Dusty Springfield turn in her grave as Lady Gaga JUST DANCED over it (all day all day).We will do more on this article tommorrow we promise.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-87520897907194816172009-02-06T15:54:00.003Z2009-02-06T16:16:46.167Z

We fucking love the Pet Shop Boys. We don't care if Chris Lowe has never come out cos we would still let him bum us stupid (I'm with). Look above to see the sleeve for their forthcoming elpee 'Yes'. We were wanking ourselves silly waiting for their last album but it was a bit of a disappointment. Even with Trevor Horn at the helm it just didn't hit the spot. However 'Yes' according to all sources

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-50949724694320657002008-12-26T23:24:00.003Z2008-12-26T23:48:23.789Z

Fuck Julie Newmarr, fuck Lee Meriwether. Eartha was THE Catwoman back in the gay (out of interest Michelle Pffifer played the best Selina Kyle, and don't let me get started on Hally Berry's abortion job). Alas Miss Kitt has been stolen from us by a cruel God *shakes fist* NOT ON CHRISTMAS!!We at Rubbish Gays salute Eartha, a camp goddess if ever there was one. We have in our collection a thick 12

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-79231835101877942782008-12-10T22:21:00.003Z2008-12-10T22:31:23.690Z

Observe.Like Our Lord baby Jesus, Rubbish Gays aren't just born we are made that way.The pictorial representaions above may give you an insight into our Christmases past. Yes, the 80's was a very different time.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-83281827884410346722008-12-04T19:34:00.002Z2008-12-04T19:41:45.465Z

An early seasonal cheery headline from the Leigh & Atherton Journal. Well done guys, like last posting dates an extra batch of GBL can sometimes be over looked. So plenty of time to stock up and 'practice' spiking fit lads drinks.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-88572299594802143362008-12-04T07:29:00.004Z2008-12-04T07:38:22.875Z

One of our freinds has just come back from Miami. Yeah innit. Not only that but he went to see Madonna 'Ooh smell her'. As we all know rubbish is as rubbish does. He left his wallet on the plane lost all his bux deluxe and bang went our chances of a new pair of Levi 501 Button fly W32 L34. Drat!I did get you something though...ErSee above picture.A fridge magnet.A FUCKING FRIDGE MAGNET!!This

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-35202795077352668602008-11-28T14:18:00.002Z2008-11-28T14:30:59.477Z

Jeez louise. Sorry this is late. We missed it too. It made us want to blog again. Thank you Anthony you sad trout. We can't imagine his agent's phone call. Well maybe we can. "Hi Tony luvvie, got a great gig lined up for you. Well you know you are cheap yup yup and quite rubbish yup yup, and what's your favorite shop?? Not Primark, the other one. Yeah that's right Poundland. They are opening

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-4095066728237848352008-11-16T10:38:00.002Z2008-11-16T10:48:58.340Z

All villages have them!! A seedy eating establishment. In Manchester McTuckys is a by word for rancid. Alas we are rubbish and found ourselves hungry and well.... They always say it tastes like chicken but in McTuckys it smells like teen spirit.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-29081785819511635212008-06-17T17:49:00.005+01:002008-12-13T05:31:15.438Z

The results are in. We didn't win tickets for the ABBA Museum. That chump above did with his naff. What a load of old shit!![Rubbish TV On : Channel 4 - Richard & Judy]

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-65247530065815078522008-05-11T07:17:00.002+01:002008-12-13T05:31:15.637Z

With this we cannot fail!!

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-61250540488782327772008-04-03T14:58:00.009+01:002008-12-13T05:31:15.844Z

Click to make it bigger!! Point is, we were VERY interested in a best of Bette package & a new Carly Simon elpee. OK so now our car knows we are gay, now Amazon, if Ebay cottons on we'll be fucked, and not in the good way.[Rubbish Film On : Water Horse:Legend Of The Deep]

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-64011037209535921662008-03-10T09:54:00.005Z2008-12-13T05:31:16.032Z

Donna fuking Summer has a new elpee coming out in May. This is old news it seems, God we are so slow. Not as slow as Donna who seemed to have let 17 years slip since her last (rubbish) album (Mistaken Identity? It were a mistake to ever set foot in the studio luvvie with that tripe). Anyhow, apart from spending countless hours in k-holes with a Summer soundtrack, we at Rubbish Towers have been

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-78329085778938538442008-02-24T18:11:00.006Z2008-12-13T05:31:16.255Z

The view from the Lidl car park on the approach road to Tyldesley. Say no more.[Rubbish TV on : Q - Just Great Music - Madonna]

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-8436453408973729632008-01-29T20:05:00.000Z2008-12-13T05:31:16.511Z

As we have been idling fingering the internet this evening we became ware there was a bit of a to-doo about this months Playboy cover. There it is, right above. Hmm some skank dressed up as the real Princess Diana. We know, not really our area. However our image seach threw up this following slice of comic based erotica.Suffering Sappho!! Talk about Great Fucking Hera!! Tie us up, make us pay for

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-82098360886689596832008-01-29T06:51:00.000Z2008-12-13T05:31:16.712Z

You don't have to be Rubbish to be Gay, but if we say ABBA MUSEUM, are you damp? Yeah well be prepared to stay moist. The picture above is an artists impression of how the faggiest museum in history is gonna look. Note in foreground Rubbish Gay on mobile. Tantalising we know, but as it's still being built there is very little to go on. We are assuming by then either Freda or Agnetha will be

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-87360777875362328962008-01-28T20:28:00.000Z2008-12-13T05:31:17.104Z

Being in The Sun we wouldn't have noticed this. Cheers Digitalspy!!Thank fuck for that. What a load of old wank that was. Cotton, you're fine on The Street, but know your place.[Rubbish TV on : ITV1 Coronation Street]

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-56532275443060680482008-01-28T14:45:00.000Z2008-12-13T05:31:17.396Z

We at Rubbish Towers recently sprang a leek in our cistern. We kalled the kouncil, they kame. We took the above cheeky shot while his back was turned. How he escaped with his hymen intact we are still unsure of.[Rubbish TV on : BBC1 Diagnosis Murder]

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-47086607193460433232008-01-28T14:32:00.000Z2008-12-13T05:31:17.586Z

HOT GOSSIP!! Fresh from Tyldelsey town walls. Alex Roberts you are a bi!! The secret is out!! You dirty cunt!!BTW Alex if u iz a fit lad with a big dik mail us by clicking here!! If however Alex, you are a girl, then keep on walking, Dungarees 'R' Us has moved down t'road to Leigh.[Rubbish TV on : BBC1 Diagnosis Murder]

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-73019346494831440942007-08-18T15:59:00.000+01:002008-12-13T05:31:18.127Z

Do you remember us perving on Harry Potter? If not scroll down just a bit fun fans to catch-up. The general cut of our jib was 'It was so wrong to letch before, but now its sooo right'.In that spirit.Well Look Who's Legal!Calvin from pops MOST underated Peados Paradise, the S Club Juniors nee 8!! What with Baby Spice having a baby, and Lucy Beale from Eastenders trying to pop her cherry, rubbish

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-77275981472554280002007-08-18T15:22:00.001+01:002008-12-13T05:31:18.320Z

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-32419262691530933302007-08-15T17:41:00.000+01:002008-12-13T05:31:18.415Z

As of now this is all that awaits you at Gaydar Towers. The words arse/elbow, and the phrase booze-up in brewery come to mind.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-67172822931605136642007-02-05T14:45:00.000Z2008-12-13T05:31:18.708Z

We use Gaydar chat too much. There, we confess. Liberating as this is, it's not helping. The 'chat' aspect seems mostly to be lost on a majority of the 'members'.Mostly. However this fuckin namby panmy generation of ipod fags have naff all to say for themselves. Apart from...'I'm bored''This is boring''Bored now!''I'm dying from bordem'Guess what kids? A picture speaks a thousand words, and

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-78089363933581124252007-02-01T12:18:00.002Z2008-12-13T05:31:18.906Z

Mark Rhodes??? NO to be confused with Duran Duran rag hag Nick. You may remember him as the one who lost out to Moby Dick sized Pop Idol Michelle Mcmanus. While Michelle seems to have been pooing in tuppawear for hunchback Gillian Mckieth for the best part of a year, Mark has been carving a new career on Saturday morning TV with partner in criminal records Sam. Sam came 3rd in that years Pop Idol

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-6061626387725085892007-02-01T12:18:00.001Z2007-02-01T13:45:26.157Z

The fucking cunting fuck fuckers. We turn my back to focus on our drug addiction and it all goes to hell in a handbasket. Blogger Help is as much an oxymoron as Sky News, or a good Lily Allen record. Drug addled or not we are back on the ball. Spam?!?! Our fucking arse. For those of you that have ever got fucked by us, you can testify, we don't need no stinkin' Viagra or penis enlargement (It's

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-70652156467862839872007-02-01T12:18:00.000Z2008-12-13T05:31:19.109Z

Fuck us but what is happening??? Shut the fuck up it's a rhetorical question. Remember our (quite frankly wrong) obbsession with Calvin from S Club 8 nee Juniors? Well this one is much better. Harry fucking Potter, WOT A HUNK, who knew? I called Pink, she claimed to know but shes a lesbo so her info is flakey at best. Daniel oh yes, i would deffo Goblet his Fire. I'd stick my Philosopher's Stone

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-1164166702401197182006-11-22T03:34:00.000Z2006-11-22T03:38:22.403Z

Blimey is it that time already? Wot a cock! Being both gay and rubbish this is our overused and obvious excuse for posting fuck all. However, we have changed the template, no tinkering needed thanks a fucking lot u bunch of ignorant faggots. However do you see what we have done? Yeah we have become a touch lamer. You know. though. We don't fucking give a toss.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-1163381893949034442006-11-13T01:37:00.000Z2006-11-13T01:38:13.950Z

Yes we know the template is well & truly fucked up. We are shite at html AND it shows. Please can any kunt help???

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-1155688408778345102006-08-16T01:27:00.000+01:002006-08-16T01:33:28.800+01:00

They say a picture speaks a thousand words, these pictures of Boy George doing his community service say only two.RUBBISH GAYAgain that's RUBBISH GAY.Well done George. You replace the Freddie Mercury Tribute Plate as THE Rubbish Gay icon.

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-1148086309013437452006-05-20T01:46:00.000+01:002006-05-20T01:51:49.023+01:00

Planet-K, our 'other' project has launched it's 1st ever K-Podcast. Listen in wonder! Click the icon for Maximum Luxury Overdose, or 'Issue 1' as its known.[Rubbish music on: Till West & Dj Delicious - Same Man ]

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-1148024110237122282006-05-19T08:23:00.000+01:002006-05-19T08:35:10.250+01:00

Reet well its official, gay cowboys are hot! We already knew. We said never again but here we are. Big Brother, BB, Davina likes it raw!!Back to the cowboy, real name escapes us. This is actually our type of Rubbish Gay. He's not ashamed. He just wants to fuck.Check out the Big Brother Cottage!! I mean what else are urinals for? PISS OFF!![Rubbish music on: Ministry of Sound Dance Nation CD2 - VA

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ALL TRAFFIC TO RUBBISH GAYS IS BEING TRANSFERED TO PLANET-K REMAIN CALM IT WON'T REDIRECT FOR 69 SECONDS. AGAIN CLICK HERE. IF YOU CANNOT WAIT, PUNY EARTHLING![Rubbish music on: I Feel Loved (Peter Rauhofer Mix) - Depeche Mode ]

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If you had ever wondered 'why am I gay?'. Take a look at these pair. All me wants to na is, wat im gonna do wit da likkl babi, see me in me halta-back. Nah pop nah style, me strickly roots.[Rubbish music on: Stella Browne Vocal Mix - Daniel Bedingfield ]

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We saw this today, of all gays. Then we saw the diamond in the chuff.Er yes please.

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Here it is for those of you both ancient AND justified. Make mine a 99![Rubbish music on: Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' - Michael Jackson ]

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R.I.P. Another one bites the dust. First the demise of Smash Hits, now the shocking news that Byker Grove has been cancelled, has sent Rubbish Gays spinning around. What next no more 'My Parents Are Aliens'?!?! OK Well in the spirit of the afterglow Byker Grove salute you! Nobby with your fumbling gay kiss in the cinema with your minging mate. I mean of all the lads down the Grove, I would if

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-1146869154926991242006-05-05T23:45:00.000+01:002006-05-11T15:52:11.220+01:00

In our haze of K we are in the process of launching Planet K. Next stop K-Podcast!!This is how far we have got, yes it's a playlist, but its a shit hot one!!. Rubbish gays feels out sister site Planet-K will go off on many tangents, therefore tainting this site. Hence a new site in geosynchronous orbit. Watching us, watching you.[Rubbish music on: Dannii Minogue - So Under Pressure ]

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If you're a naff chavvy scall round Manchester chances are you have been happy snapped by Agent Dole. Hoodlum that's what they call him, rebelious you can't ignore him. Top of the rank like Pearl & Dean. Look with your (jap's) eyes not yer hands. You jealous perverts, we know you want it click here to get sum!!!![Rubbish music on: Love Sensation 2006 (Hi-Tack Burning Up Club Mix) - Loleatta

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Sometimes a picture CAN speak a thousand words. Our perverted spy has been snapping all things scally for a while now. Why let these chavvy snaps go to waste? Yes we have created fresh rubbish, but...is it art? > If you are one of the above lads, or look like them, consider having your cock sucked then e-mail us at the usual address.[Rubbish TV on: Monk - BBC1 ]

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Dear gays & 'the others' we have been like Lois Lane on smack lately letting each deadline fall like dominos. Like Ce Ce Peniston, finally we can be arsed to post. How magnanimous of us. We said never again but here we are. The Kraken wakes!! Yes reporting live from Planet K Rubbish Gays has been in orbit for far too long thanks to the generosity of beautiful strangers & the K dealer on speed

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Pete burns what a fucker. We try to steer clear of Big Brother due to the blog clog & subsequent comedown after Big Brother 5. Circumstances now thou have conspired against us and made us face up to our past. When rubbish gays was younger a friend bought them Dead Or Alive's Nude album for a present. We had of course already directed the madam what to buy. What else are fag hags for if you

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Jesus Christ!! That's our old woodwork teacher. Like No Way No Way, Manamana!! Fuckin' nonce!! We've heard of May to December relationships, but this is just a piss-take. Are you a pervert? A 'Death In Venice' type? If so have fun you peados!![Rubbish TV on: CD:UK - ITV1 ]

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We at Rubbish Gays don't care about much, but Madonna is one of those rare exceptions. However like the bad seed she could now be rotten to the core. To stop the rot we have written a letter to Maddy. *Ahem* here goes... Dear Madonna, What the hell do you think you're doing you royal spaz!! Fucking playing G-A-Y. What the cunting fuck are you thinking? We saw you last live at your 'Girlie Show'

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While we have been away our favorite blog ie. this one, has been featured on uk.gay.com. You may remember Gay.com for having ace chat a few years back until Gaydar chat pissed all over it from a great height. However due to our recent Gaydar ball-ache we may be heading back... Anyhow without further ado, lets stroke the ego with the afforementioned artice for those too lazy to click the link.Homo

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Thanks for the concern readers. Like Take That we are back for good. Todays entry is rather short, we have been banned from Gaydar twice in a week, and we are quite annoyed. We have made arrangements for chemical alterations this evensong, so normal service will be resumed ASAP. Madonna's appearance at G-A-Y is our next target. Our mojo has been sadly dormant for months, however our old

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Hoo ha, HOO HA!! Unusually we are already wet. The return of Bananarama pales in comparison. Maybe Keren & Sarah should lez it up for kicks? Rebecca De Mornay's waiting....[Rubbish music on: Let It Play (Deep South Remix) - Kujay Dada ]

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Regular readers will know we have a thing for Frankie Goes To Hollywood, on K this turns into an unhealthy obsession. Needless to K, we have been off it lately and made an alarming discovery. Frankie are back, in a half arsed fashion. Unlike the return of Bananarama this 'return' is nout to wank over. Anyone who saw the VH1 Bands Reunited, read the Saint Holly Johnson book 'A Bone In My Flute'

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Sometimes in our sexual life we are presented with strange choices. For instance, what do you do in the bed when trade puts a cucumber in your hand? It's no joke, we have been in this position on Friday night. First we laughed, then we put it down. Within 5 minutes we had cleared the building and were racing home. Never again?! Three weeks later. Different trade. We hadn't even got to bumming,

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A gift that never stops giving. What could that be? A Prisoner Cell Block-H box set? No. A pair of Aussie Bums? Not even close. Syphilis? Almost. Those with eyes cannot have failed to notice the picture above, yes, looking at it will rape your very eyes. Imagine then this 'artifact' in your home, maybe on top of your television. Welcome to our world. Straight people as we all know are a

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. Not since we were hooked on S Club 8 has Rubbish Gays had more inappropriate feelings about the young. Neighbours. Can we talk? Or rather can we wank while watching and NOT feel bad by the time Doctors starts. Whats brought all this on birdbath? A look above to this dishy spunk may answer a few awkward questions. This is Boyd Hilton, real name, who cares, lives in Ramsey Street and hangs out

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Lulu, she's as annoying as she is Scottish. Always trying to get in on the act with the gays. Anyhoo, our random quest to rid the world of Lulu drew us to our new favorite TV shows website High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman. Here we can ask the 'other' side questions. Well we asked 'Should we kill Lulu?', and this is what we recieved, Amen!![Rubbish music on: Annie - Chewing Gum - ]

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Three weeks ago we were asked to write an 'article' for a new free fag mag. The first issue had already come out. We hate working to a deadline, however the thought of our vile words in print had a masterbatory effect on us. Fast forward to yesterday. The afforementioned rag has been cancelled, the article is now sitting in an abortion bucket somewhere in Leeds. To save you all fishing about, we

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Oh-oh we're in trouble Triga's cum along and burst our (spunk) bubble. We had long suspected this golden era of sportswear was drawing to a close. Neds on Sky One next Monday, Burberry stopping making caps and this Triga's latest jazz festival. The scally cannot be caught on camera its a movement, an expression, a following. Somehow this DVD is the perfect zeitgeist. Wanking as education? Not

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Bisexuals!! If you're a real gay normally you will have a marmite reaction to them. Love them, or hate them. We like most sane homos, hate them. Not them individually (well some), but the whole 'bisexual' itself. 'Best of Both Worlds' is a term we only like to hear in reference to the best ST:TNG episodes EVER. Bisexuals are neither fish nor foul, but most likey smell of both.The closet:This is

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1 - Poppers are an evil necessary for some of the foul homosexual acts you as a gay will encounter. Remember though,once you pop you can't stop. See earlier expose on shoddy poppers packaging.2 - Have a wash and make that a proper wash, inside & out. No shame in the douche, better be safe than sorry.3 - Never accept a pig-in-the-poke. In todays clubs, online 'dating' and advance peek at the goods

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Band Aid 20?? Has it really been that long. Funny how time flies when you're having drugs. Back then being a gay in public was bad, whereas nowadays its just rubbish. To mark how far we have come Living TV is currently treating us to its 'Big Gay Weekend'. We're here, we're queer, we're not going to watch!! Whats this? A dirrty protest? No shit Sherlock. So there's gay like happy, and there's

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Amerigays. They think they are better than us, they however are not. Having found US show 'Boy Meets Boy', daytimes, Channel 5, we have come to the realization American gay men, are like their naff counterparts, pure rubbish. For those working during the day, or can't find Ch 5 on the remote, here is the lowdown. Mr A. Gay and his best freind Ms F. Hag are holed up in the desert (away from normal

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Ulitimate Kylie? Already reading those two words several queeny types are masterbating furiously. Those that still 'buy' music, fools they be, may well be ordering this item online, but what else would they order? We went to Amazon to find out, and were not very suprised. What follows is the only piece of evidence we needed to find out what the pink e-pound is buying.[Rubbish TV on: Teachers -

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Hi I'm Terry, you may remember me from 'The Salon', or maybe my role as Wicket in Ewoks:Battle For Endor. Either way it matters not, what does matter is I am related to the Osbournes. They are famous, I am not, but I will be. Just like Lulu in the 90's, I have jumped on the bandwagon. She mounted Gaz Barlow GB, I shall be riding the coattails of Auntie Sharon (Osbourne). Watch out for me being

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Not for the first time we had the misfortune to be on the other side of the room from the remote control. Therefore were rooted to the seat by a horror called 'The Jules & Lulu Show', not THE Lulu just a Lulu. This ones a brown dog, the other a ginger one. The 'Jules' is the worst of the UK 'fab *gag* five. Hes small hes gay, and we suspect does anything for money. Looking every inch like a

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It was last Cazzo's Sex Skins that had us anally fixated, but after missing an article about anal bleaching on Channel 5, our curiosity has been poked. We didn't see the the rim whitening process, but it got us thinking 'ouch' in a bad way, should you really have to suffer for your fart?? Are there any other ways to enhance your box of delights?? Indeed there are, pay attention all you would be

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Chances are if you're a rubbish gay, you're single. Dating hasn't worked (never does), Gaydar is a constant letdown (like a true best friend), what else is out there? Lucky for you we have been sniffing about and have been drawn like a fly to shit to Horny Prison Pals. Horny, I guess they feel horny but certainly don't look it. These adverts are swiped wholesale, ie we have not been tampering.Who

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Sometimes we feel like throwing our legs hands up in the air. We don't we just internalise the hate, let it fester, save it for an inappropriate time. Other times we just gasp for breath whilst clutching our pearls in best Norma Desmond fashion. The pearl clutching was our only option on seeing our rubbish gay favorite Ricardo in a TV commercial for some kind of hair product. The very poor

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F.Y.(Jap's) I. this article was written two months ago, the moment we thought had past but at 00:00 tonight in BBC2 is the programme which inspired us to blah in the first place In between watching Big Brother, thinking about wanking, and downloading Harry Potter we have had a quiet week. Two nights ago, in a weakend state BBC Four was on, (where the fuck is the remote, I'm not gettin up) and

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Dear Triga, Just looking at the small advert above sent us in a spin until your new title 'Hooligans' arrived (plain packaging ta). However about 30 minutes in we were already reaching for the DVD remote. Lads wankin in trackies tryin to hold a can & a cig in the same hand, is not that horny, we failed to top the semi we got in the first 5 minutes. Wanking maybe normal hooligan behaviour, but

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Rubbish Gays you have been charged with being rubbish. This charge alone is enough to send you down to Larkhall for a spell. However this rubbishness seems to have interfered with your work. The case against you rest mainly on your bone(on) Idle ways resulting in your shabby webshite not being updated for four weeks. How do you plead?InnocentVery well, 1st witness A. Reader Um with todays date

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I like cute butts and I cannot lie, yes rubbish gays is so square it's gone hip (hop), Sir Wanks-a-Lot is in the (shite) house!! Word me homo, big (7 1/2 uncut & thick) up ya!! Being a gay, the arse, either yours, or other gents is of primary importance, 2nd only after cock size. Like a naff builder might perv on some passing dolly bints tits, a gays eye can be often drawn to to a passing male

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Manchester is full of camp cows. For reasons still unknown to both local gays and naffs alike, Manchester has developed a herd of fake looking cows. Dressed up to the nines, all fur coat and no knickers, in the Village they wouldn't bat an eye. Surely queens MUST be involved somewhere? Oh here we go, the Palace Theatres entry, tacky, yet stylish meet Mama Mooa. A bovine bender if ever there was.

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Rubbish Gays rises before midday shock!! Shocked is not the word, more like startled. Trisha on repeats, no Duke on Bargain Hunt, and where the fuck is Spunk in my Attic?? What in the name of Jebus is 'Car Booty'?? BBC you're turning all ITV. Steady!! Thank fuck then for Loose Women. For those that work it's like a ladies version of Question Time, except the audiences only role is to hoot every

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The names have been changed to protect the stupid.sad_gay.com_wanker>> hi theresad_gay.com_wanker>> what r u lookin 4?>> hello there sad_gay.com_wanker>> hang on, I need to look at your profilesad_gay.com_wanker>> ok>> no picture, thats a bad startsad_gay.com_wanker>> sorry sirsad_gay.com_wanker>> i have to be careful>> are you not gay?sad_gay.com_wanker>> i am gay>> you dont sound it>> do you

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'Show me a gay man that doesn't wank, and I'll show you stiff sheets' . We have readers, performed this deed both with others and in private. Of course the latter is preferred, but frankly who has the time. Enter porn. Not just any porn for rubbish gays mind!! Scallies, Neds, Chavers, working, dirty handed, reflective jacket & rigga boot wearer lads are fit, it's official. However in the porn

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Product warning!! It has come to us from several sources that the lids on current poppers bottle are like Dannii Minogue's career, very fragile. Imagine if you will, a homosexual entertainment venue. The WKD is flowing, you've got a glow band, then Cher comes on. Fab!! Get the poppers out!! Ooh sniff *bleargh* Cap back on quick afore the rush cums. Then *break/snap*, the top of the lid comes off

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Now that gay marriages is potentially available to gays/lesbos. A whole new raft of 'pink' services is coming available. Have a look at this though for plain cheek. This shifty baldie is a lawyer who 'specializes' in gay divorces. Funny that since it barely exists. Anyhow, if you did get legally married and you want a divorce, look at his face, could you trust him? Thought not. Serves you right

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-1086929817136867302004-06-11T05:55:00.000+01:002004-06-18T21:29:36.106+01:00

There's something about Marco....[Rubbish TV on: Probably Big Brother - Channel 4/E4 ]

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The rancidity that is Porn Idol *gag* is back. The final is at the rubbishest gay club in Little Britain, G-A-Why-Oh-Why. Hosted by our very own Brian Dowling. Last years prize was some Clone Zone Vouchers, a part in a porn film, and some poppers, not a clue what this years lucky winner will get. Apart from being fuck up the ass of course.As can be seen by this tacky .gif, they all bow down

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Hi, I'm Jason from the Big Brother house. I'm not gay. That's me in the first picture bending over for a gay housemate (I'm not gay). There I am in the second, mounted on top of the same housemate. He's gay, but I'm not. Did I say that already? The last picture, just a bit of fun, nothing remotely poofy going on there. Did I mention I'm training to be an air steward? One more thing, I'm not gay

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Yes It's New ...but don't fear it. [Rubbish TV on: Diary Room Uncut - e4 ]

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-1086277164338532612004-06-03T16:39:00.000+01:002004-06-04T16:04:22.383+01:00

Reality TV's rubbish gay has, only six days in, been performing like (brown) star. Big Brother 5's Marco has been weeping, wailing and quite frankly giving of such high-pitched whining noises that now only dogs can hear him. Marco you faggot, you really have let the side down. Crying after a queeny strop is perfectly acceptable behaviour, but after someone says they didn't like you?? It's

Stevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08407274307261609648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5346588.post-1085965698486701372004-05-31T02:08:00.000+01:002004-06-04T20:52:32.426+01:00

Ok so you're a rubbish gay. You know this, your freinds know it, dagnamit even strangers & stray dogs pick up on it. It's not enough is it? Why not get a tattoo?? It can't hurt that much, can it?? Well guess what?? Beauty IS pain. The classic design or 'gay band' ie black all around ones upper arm, is old hat. All the fags of a 'certain age' have them. You want something bold new and exciting.

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