Agrh, it has happened. We finally, after quite a long time, have felt like they needed some SEX. In capitals to draw attention. Having though looked at themselves of late. Weight has been gained, more than one would have expected. Instead of sitting watching Netflix eating Haribo & Wispa Biscuits. A resolution hath been made (ie one fingered typing).
We want, again a decent body. To be able, again to trim our pubes, dare I say it USE a razor for the perinelon. Ah yes, those were the gays. Alas merry homosexual, ask not for whom the bell end tolls, it tolls for thee.