Rubbish Gays

Gay is the new black, but rubbish is the new brown.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

What Have I Done To Deserve Chris?



Quite why Neil was a chess piece and Chris was a dead ringer for Britney/Anne Robinson we may never know. However as previously imagined the Pet Shop Boys at the Brits was a real extravaganza! Apart from the bit when we heard Dusty Springfield turn in her grave as Lady Gaga JUST DANCED over it (all day all day).

We will do more on this article tommorrow we promise.

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Friday, February 06, 2009

All Gay All Gay, Watch Them All Fall Down (Domino Dancing)



We fucking love the Pet Shop Boys. We don't care if Chris Lowe has never come out cos we would still let him bum us stupid (I'm with). Look above to see the sleeve for their forthcoming elpee 'Yes'. We were wanking ourselves silly waiting for their last album but it was a bit of a disappointment. Even with Trevor Horn at the helm it just didn't hit the spot. However 'Yes' according to all sources promises to be a spunkfest of pop, which is nice, something to look forward to.

Neil & Chris are getting the Outstanding Contribution To Music Award at this years Brit Awards and we here at Rubbish Gays couldn't be any prouder. At every step of our rubbish gay lives the PSB's have been there. The amusement of asking for "Please please", then "Actually please" at our local record emporium back in the day still brings a comedy tear to our japs eye. Their seminal work Results with Liza Minelli helped us through a very troubled time when we were at that difficult age.

In conclusion, Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe, we bow before you, we would also suck you off but that's a different story. Our seat will be moist to say the least when you take to the stage on the 18th. We have also ordered extra ketamine in. GAWD BLESH YOUZ!! *salutes*